THE ROOM WHERE THE MEET AND GREET MEETING WAS WAS FULL OF ROUND TABLES, AND PEOPLE WERE SITTING AROUND ALMOST ALL OF THEM, ALL PATRIOTS. I PAINTED MY FACE RED WHITE AND BLUE JUST FOR THE OCCASION, AND WAS SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS TO MEET SOME LIKE-MINDED PATRIOTS, I ALMOST THREW UP IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE I WENT IN, BUT I DIDN'T.
ANYWAY, THE EVENT WAS A BIG SUCCESS. ALMOST ALL THE TABLES WERE FULL AND THEY HAD A BIG SETUP WITH LOTS OF FRUIT AND SALAD STUFF TO EAT (BUT NO MEAT) AND I JUST WALKED AROUND SMILING AT EVERYONE, AT ALL THE PEOPLE, FEELING THE PRIDE OF BEING IN A ROOM FULL OF TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, REAL TRUE AMERICANS. I COULD TELL, JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM, THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE REALLY AMERICANS, AND WERE REALLY HONORING THEIR COUNTRY.
SOME OF THEM HAD FLAG COATS ON, AND FLAG SHIRTS (I WORE ONE OF MY THREE 9/11 SHIRTS), AND FLAG LAPEL PINS JUST LIKE REAL PATRIOTS DO. WALKING AROUND, I DIDN'T HEAR ANY LIBERAL THINGS LIKE "WELLFARE IS GOOD" OR "LET'S TAKE AWAY EVERYONE'S GUNS"--NO, I HEARD REAL AMERICAN THINGS LIKE ABOUT HOW GLOBAL WARMING IS A SHAM, AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY GREAT.
WHEN I CAME IN, AFTER PAYING THE TWENTY DOLLAR PATRIOT FEE AND BUYING A BOOK ABOUT TEA PARTY WAR, I SAT DOWN AT A TABLE NEAR THE MIDDLE AND THERE WAS A PODIUM SET UP ON A STAGE. THEY SHOWED A MOVIE OF PEOPLE FROM FUTURE PRESIDENT GLENN BECK'S BIG RALLY IN WASHINGTON, WHICH I GUESS WAS A TEA PARTY RALLY, AND IT WAS JUST REALLY GREAT. PEOPLE HAD A LOT OF GOOD OPINIONS IN THAT MOVIE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
THEN WE SAID THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO OUR NATION'S GREAT FLAG--"UNDER GOD"!
THEN A LADY CAME OUT AND TALKED, AND I DON'T THINK HER HUSBAND COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER, SHE DID REAL GREAT, AND SHE INTRODUCED A GUY NAMED JIM WHO WRITES A WEBSITE JUST LIKE MINE!! AND HE TALKED AND TALKED, AND IT ALL SOUNDED REAL GOOD. HE SAID PEOPLE LIKE TO SAY US TEA PARTIERS ARE ALL JUST ONE RACE, BUT DIDN'T WE ALL SEE THE "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" MAN TALKING IN THE VIDEO? IT'S TRUE, I SAW HIM!
THEN WE HAD SOME REAL GOOD FUN, YELLING "FREEDOM" FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE, LIKE IN THE MOVIE ABOUT THOSE SCOTTISH GUYS THAT MOONED ALL THOSE PEOPLE, AND THAT WAS REAL COOL. FREEDOM!!!!! FREEEEDDDDDOOOOM! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! MAN, THAT JUST GAVE ME CHILLS UP AND DOWN, YELLING THAT. I YELLED IT REAL LOUD, TOO.
THAT JIM GUY TALKED ABOUT GOD A LITTLE, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I WANTED. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO, LIKE, TELL US SOME GOOD BIBLE STORIES, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAD ENOUGH TIME. (I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE ABOUT MOSES.)
ANYWAY, WHAT ELSE...THIS ONE LADY TALKED ABOUT HOW SHE HADN'T VOTED SINCE REAGAN, BUT PEOPLE DIDN'T SEEM TO LIKE THAT ONE SO MUCH, SO SHE GOT OFF THE STAGE, AND THEN THERE WAS A SONG ON THE OVERHEAD RADIO, LIKE A REAL GREAT COUNTRY SONG ABOUT HOW THIS ONE LADY'S FAMILY HAD TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN HEALTHCARE, BUT THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, CAUSE THAT WAS THE AMERICAN (NOT THE SOCIALIST!!!) WAY.
THEN I WENT AROUND TO ALL THE BOOTHS AND TALKED TO PEOPLE. THERE WAS A REAL GOOD ONE ABOUT COAL THAT I REALLY LIKED, MAN IT WAS REAL GOOD. I GOT A STICKER THERE THAT SAID "SMASH THE WATERMELONS!" WHICH GOT ME ALL EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE A GUY SMASH WATERMELONS ONCE AT THE BIG ARENA, BUT THIS WASN'T THAT.
THE LADY EXPLAINED IT TO ME, SHE SAID, "OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION ARE WATERMELONS, BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE...THEY'RE RED. THEY'RE COMMIES. NEO-SOCIALISTS." I GOT A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" STICKER AT THAT BOOTH, WHICH WAS REALLY COOL, AND A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" PEN, AND SOME WATERMELON JELLYBEANS, AND IT WAS REAL GREAT. THEY ALSO HAD A BIG PIECE OF EITHER COAL OR OIL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WAS REAL NEAT TO TOUCH.
I SIGNED UP FOR A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS, AND THEY ANNOUNCED THEIR SIGN-MAKING PARTY DAY, APRIL 10, 11 AM AT THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL. I'LL BE THERE FOR SURE!!!! I'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A SIGN THAT'LL SAY "OBAMAGEDDON!" AND ANOTHER THAT WILL SAY "NOBAMA!"
I FORGOT, IN THAT BEGINNING PART, THEY MENTIONED THAT MAN WHO CRASHED HIS PLANE RIGHT INTO THE IRS BUILDING IN AUSTIN, AND THEY SAID BECAUSE OF THAT WE WON'T HAVE OUR APRIL 15TH PROTEST BY THE IRS BUILDING BECAUSE WE MIGHT GET SOME BAD PRESS FOR IT. THAT'S TRUE, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS SO LIBERAL, THEY PROBABLY WOULD SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT US THEN. LIBERALS!!!!
I TALKED TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE, AND ATE SOME FRUIT WHICH WAS REAL GOOD, AND I GOT A BUNCH OF FLIERS AND MET SOME OF THE CANDIDATES, REAL PATRIOTS WHO WANT OUR SUPPORT, AND THEN I DROVE HOME LATER IN THE EVENING, THINKING ABOUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS AND HOW GLAD I AM TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS GREAT MOVEMENT AND HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THE GOD OF ABRAHAM CREATED DEMOCRACY. WHAT A WONDERFUL EVENING.
MEET AND GREET!!!
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