I can't stop crying.

I was going to write today about how it turns out Obama probably isn't an android or robot or altered guy or whatever (though he is a Kenyan and a Muslim and a socialist and maybe the Antichrist), because my wife heard from a reliable conservative source that that guy James David Manning wasn't right about that.

I was GOING to, but then when I went to type about it, I thought of some things about this once-great nation of ours, the United States of America...and Obama, and the Democrats, and that she-wolf Pelosi, and that traitor to our race Bart Stupak, and my daddy and his drinking, and how the Tea Party is working so hard to fight all that, and I just started crying and crying and I still can't stop.

It's taken me over an hour just to type these words through the tears and the shaking and, anyway, I guess I won't be able to do a full write-up today.

Hopefully, tomorrow I will be feeling better.

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UPDATE: I finally stopped. I'm okay now.

I knew it! Obama isn't even human!

I just saw something that has left me, Michael Weiner, Albuquerque's super-patriot, reeling and tripping around and spilling my beer all over the floor in excitement and disbelief and wonder.

But first of all: a little background, if I please, and I do. I have always known there was something just WRONG about Obama. As one of my heroes once said, radio giant Michael Savage, he doesn't look any president I've ever seen.

I mean, I've always known Obama's not even an American citizen, of course, that's obvious. And I've always known there was a pretty good chance he might be the Antichrist, though I've never been entirely positive about that one cause I'd always heard that the Antichrist's real name was supposed to be "Nicolae Carpathia," like the Bible says, though that might still turn out to be "Obama's" real name.

(Oh man, it probably is, I had really never thought of that!!!)

BUT NEVER, in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he was actually like some kind of a robot made by scientists in a test tube. Never...until I saw THIS.

Now there's still something about the guy talking, James David Manning, that I don't quite trust. I mean, he looks WAY too much like Obama for me to ever give him my heart entirely. He looks more like a car thief or some kinda rapist than an American preacher, but whatever, I guess. It takes all kinds I suppose.

Because it's not like people can just put lies up on the Internet, and he had to have heard all this scary stuff from SOMEWHERE. Obama! A robot! Altered! Or something.

"Is Barack Hussein Mohammed Obama--has he been altered to serve the will of the abyss called Hell and its king called the Devil?"

"Has this man's temperament been medically and scientifically altered?"

"That he is not a man, that he has been doctored by, I don't know if it's the Pentagon...."

"This man is certainly not from God. ...An emissary of the Devil."

"This man is not human."

"Barrack Hussein Obama does not have blood running in his veins. He doesn't have blood in his veins. This man is not human. You can't embarrass him. I've talked about his wife, I've talked about his mother. I've talked about his grandmother. You can't embarass him! You can't embarrass him. I mean, a man of honor and integrity would not let you say about his wife and mother the things I've said, but he's not embarrassed!"

"This is not a man. Barrack is not a man."

"Those of you who are supporting Obama, you women are going to see more cases of cancer, you women are going to see more cases of breast cancer, because you're tearing at the heart of God and God is going to tear your breasts off."

Now, I don't know about you, but no matter what the people who speak it look like, when I hear truth, I KNOW IT. Like my fellow Tea Partiers, I have a very real fine sense of when I am being lied to and when I am being told the truth, and this man, James David Manning, my fellow patriots, is speaking true words of the Lord. Most of them anyway, maybe not all, because I think he was wrong about Obama not being the Antichrist, because Obama really might be.

Someone needs to follow Obama around and see if he ever, like, takes his hands off and lets you see if there are wires or something else inside. Someone really needs to. This I pray, in Jesus' name, AMEN.

Is Obama a robot or something weird like that? What do YOU think?

Really tired again, sorry!

"Another day, another day, another day, hey hey hey hey." That's a little poem my daddy wrote and always used to say when I was but a child, and I'm sure feeling that way today!

So please excuse me, dear patriotic readers of mine, if for yet another day I just go to bed instead of staying up to inspire you with my words and my fortitude. I am one pooped pooch! One sassy tabby, all sassed-out and brittle.

I will write more tomorrow, I assure you all, fret not, but for now, Americans, my mattress is calling out my name, calling me to dreams of a better tomorrow, of President Palin, my new job at Fox News, and all-you-can-eat food.

For now, here's another video my friend sent me. This one's even better. These are kind of unusual to me, because I can't say just what it is exactly that thrills me so about them, but I do know that they are just really great to watch, and just perfect for patriotic Americans.

"It's like we're speaking another language!": A Guide to Understanding the Words of the Tea Party, for Use by Less-Patriotic Americans

Now that I have figured out how to "post" videos here, I am really living large!

That video right there is a really good video about Congressman Bart Stupak being a baby-killing scumbag, and it's really informative too about who he is and what he did recently. For those of who don't know because you were busy or whatever, Bart Stupak is this ALLEGEDLY pro-life Democrat who was supposed to vote against the health care bill but then didn't because Barack Hussein Obama our ALLEGED president agreed to ALLEGEDLY sign a continuing ban on using federal funds for abortion, though it's probably secretly like a coupon book actually for cheaper abortions that you have to have if want to be able to drive in this once-great country, knowing these guys. In short, he's a pretty hard-core communist, I think.

Anyway, when I saw that video, I was really inspired and proud, but when I showed it to my co-workers and my neighbors and this teenage kid that was sold me some frozen meat from out the back of his truck, most of them said they thought it just seemed angry and kinda violent and, I'm just quoting here, DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER, "dangerous and scary."

So then I thought, here's the problem. It's like church. When you go to church all the time, your heart gets aligned with the hearts of the other people in your church, so you understand really great, using the Holy Spirit, what everyone MEANT to say, not what they actually said. My heart right now is perfectly aligned with my brothers and sisters in the Tea Party, so when I hear these voicemail machine messages left on Bart Stupak's phone, I hear pride and love of God and country, not what they actually said.

So anyway, I was thinking, I could really help people better understand the Tea Party and these messages, by interpreting them for the heathen world. Also, I could help represent them better, show what they really mean, and so forth, and so on, hallelujah, praise God.

All right, then. HERE WE GO!!!!

MESSAGE # 1: "Congressman Stupak, you are one big piece of human s**t. And think about this: there are millions of people across the country, who wish you ill. And all of those thoughts projected on you will materialize into something that's not very good for you. We don't have to do anything but sit back and wish. Go to Hell, you piece of s**t."

Now, of course, it's just like the libs to hear a concerned citizen using her right to express herself about her love for her once-great country, the United States of America, and jump to all sorts of biased conclusions. To them, twisting reality like they do, they say this sounds like an angry lady (no wait, they're super "politically correct" or "PC" so they'd probably say, "gender-challenged individual," not "lady," they would, I know it) making a threat. But to patriots such as myself, we hear someone who loves her country and is vibrantly concerned about what's happening to it. We hear something more like this:

MESSAGE # 1 (translation): "Dear Congressman Stupak, Jesus Christ commanded us to love everyone, but to love our country even more. And right now, we are concerned that you have just destroyed our country forever, spiraling it downward into communism on a one-way street. Please re-consider what you have just done, because not only have you wrecked our whole country--sorry, sir, but you did--but you have placed your very soul at sure risk of eternal Hellfire. Consider your soul. Consider America."

MESSAGE 2: "Stupak, you're a low-life, baby-murdering, scumbag pile of steaming crap. You are a talented punk, Stupak, that's what you are, you and your family. You and your family are scum. You ought to fill your pockets with lead and jump in the Potomac. That's what you are Stupak, you're a piece of crap. We hate your guts here in the real world, America. We despise you and every punk like you, Stupak. Get out of office, get off our property!"

This one kinda makes me tear up, the love this man feels for his country is just brimming over, up, and out of his words. I can see him in my mind's eye, hand over his heart, eyes wet, collared shirt nicely tucked in, and the largest flag you have ever seen directly across from him. This man is a true patriot that the Tea Party can be proud to call its own.

MESSAGE #2 (translation): "Congressman Stupak, there is room enough in my heart for you, but I fear you will not choose to lodge there. Congressman Stupak, my love is boundless, as my love for my country proves, and should you choose to represent America in a truer way, it will be there for you and your family as well as for you. Until you begin to stop killing babies, however, and stop selling our country to communists and neo-socialists and Marxist-Leninists, I cannot give you my heart in its entirety. No sir, I cannot. I cannot give it you at all, for I fear you would not accept it. Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, once said, "Judge not, lest ye be not judged," but when the money-lenders came to the temple to give money they had stolen from the rich away to the poor who had not earned it, He drove them out with a whip, because he was the son of God, and truly knew God's heart, and knew that God cared for the people too much to burden them with riches they did not truly deserve. Congressman Stupak, I will probably not be voting for you during the next election, for I cannot do so in good conscience, knowing that you kill and probably rape babies."

There are a bunch of other messages from other patriots--one says, "I hope you bleed out your a**, got cancer and die, you mother f***er"--but they all basically mean the same things, as anyone truly in tune with our movement would tell you--a message of love of country, frustration over government, and fear for the future.

Really tired today!

Well, I have not been the most patriotic person, today, because I was really busy doing yardwork, just like getting my house and yard all ready, and now I am really tuckered out and really drunk.

I will return tomorrow with more book reviewing, but for now here is a video a friend sent to me and which, I have to say, there is just something kind of amazing about it. Maybe it's just that I really love cars and driving and the sound of an engine rev-rev-revving. Yeah!

TEA PARTY ROOTS, by Clay Barham! (PART 1!: Introduction!)

As any of you know who have been faithfully reading my website, I have always, always wanted to be, a book reviewer. It has long been a dream of mine these many years, and I am pretty sure I once wrote a"post" here entitled, "With God As My Witness, I Will One Day Be A Book Reviewer," though when looked for it just now I couldn't find it. It's around here, though.

Anyway, it seems that almost no sooner had I written that, than what wondrous sight should mine eyes behold than an e-mail inviting me, Michael Weiner, ultra-patriot and ultra-citizen, to review an AS-YET-UNPUBLISHED manuscript about the ROOTS of the TEA PARTY!!! No one has seen this thing yet, but guess what people, I HAVE. I have, and let me tell you, you need to get yourself a copy of this book right here, because it is really champion book material.

It looks really, really, really good.

There's a website you can go to where you can find out more about this book, and the name of that website is www.claysamerica.com, and if you go there you can find out a whole real lot more about the book TEA PARTY ROOTS which I am actually reading right now. I haven't finished the book yet, because I'm not a real fast reader, but from what I've read so far I can tell we are talking about some kind of classic here.

Some kind of real good stuff!

Anyway, man, you know how sometimes you're doing something, and then something about it reminds you of something else, like a real good idea, and you're like, "Wow, I can't believe I thought of that? Me!" Like one time, I was trying to get my little son in the car, so first I was like "GET IN THE CAR!!!" like all yelling and stuff, but then I thought, "Naw, I'll make it like a game," cause he wasn't listening anyway, just all crying and whatever.

So I was like, "Son! Come on, race me. Race me to the car! Race, race! Race, race! Race, Race! Race! Race! Race! Race, race, race, race, race!" And then that gave me a crazy-good idea and realization, and, but my wife was just reading over my shoulder and says I really shouldn't put what happened after that on this blog, and I probably can't anyway.

Well, but, so I was reading that guy Clay Barham's e-mails to me, and I was like, thinking to myself, "Truly, Christ the Lord has placed this man in my path, and he is not a stumbling block but a stepping stone, and I must walk to freedom and victory across these rushing waters." I was thinking that, but then I was like, "Hey, why don't I review his book for my Internet website?"

And then I decided that, yes, that is exactly what I will do. I will review his book, TEA PARTY ROOTS, chapter by chapter, on this, New Mexico's most patriotic blog and website, teapartynewmexico.blogspot.com. In this way, I will serve this servant of the Lord, Mr. Clay Barham, by bringing attention to his righteous works, and I will serve the Tea Party movement, by bringing to its attention what's maybe the best book this movement has ever seen, and I will serve America, at least the former shell of what she once was, by causing the blood of patriots to pump more vigorously and the blood of tyrants to curdle in the tyrants' already-hardening arteries and veins.

All in all, I will be doing something truly patriotic and amazing, and God will bless me for it, of that I have no doubt, He always does.

All right then, without further ado then, here we go, let's get started...Here, We Go...HERE--WE--GO!!!!!!! HERE WE GO!!!

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TEA PARTY ROOTS, by Clay Barham!

The Parts at the Beginning that Don't Have Chapter Numbers

The book starts out really good. It says it's written in 2010, so we know this thing is real fresh. That's good.

A+ so far.

"TEA PARTY ROOTS, by Clay Barham."

Still really good.

Page 4 has a "Note To The 21^st Century reader" on it, so that's this century, and part of it says:

This is a nonfiction work. I wrote it to be an easy read when compared to most nonfiction books. Therefore, you will find no bumps or boulders to trip over along the way, such as footnotes, proofs or bibliography.

Man, I like that. That's just cool, man. He says after that that if you want to find something, just go look it up on the Internet. That's what I always do too, and it works just great. Like one time, on Craigslist.com, I was writing about how God said in the Bible, "The Devil mocks, the Devil mocks," and everyone, all these liberals, wanted to know where that was in the Bible, and I didn't know what to say, but next time I'll just tell them to look it up on the Internet, that is a really good idea. And the other day, I was quoting that Jesus quote about how "If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, but if you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime," and one of my co-workers said Jesus never said that!!! Jack-crap, that's what she knows, but now I know what to say next time!!! (Janine!!)

Then there's the "About the Author," which is cool. He's a Republican, it says. That's cool. And he wrote some other books, one called Save Pebble Droppers & Prosperity, and another called Bubbles, Boxes and Individual Freedom, and some more too. Man, those titles are intriguing!!! Next time I'm getting groceries, I'm going to get me one of each, maybe two of each.

And, get this, he helped "turn the California Republican Party and its volunteer organizations, into a grassroots party, free of the cautious country club lawyers and cocktail-party leadership"!!!!!!

The "Foreword" says "the modern American Tea Party Movement is the sleeping giant in the process of awakening." Think about that. Think about that. Wow. Man.

It also mentions Reagan, and I have to admit that made me a little misty-eyed. I'm not too much of a man to admit that. Real men have emotions, too, such as pride in one's country and, when those leaders follow the Lord, pride in one's leaders. Sometimes I do cry. Sometimes I just cry and cry and cry, thinking about these things, and about other things.

Then there's the "Table of Contents." Heh, heh, Chapter 8 looks funny. I'll look real forward to that!

And now, "Introduction." Listen to this! Just listen to this!

"Young Americans, however, have enjoyed much of the result of living in freedom, something they are being asked to give up by the celebrities of the modern American Democrat Party."

It's like he's seen my life. Then he kind of talks about how Democrats want us all to be just like each other and like everyone else in the world, and how that's a really bad thing, because it's not us (and these are my words here, just kinda paraphrasing and saying my own stuff or whatever) that should be like those dumb people who don't even eat the plants that grow there or whatever, being all poor and stuff, THEY should be more like us.

The first stage of reason is to realize equality is impossible. It would be far better if the rest of the world’s people would strive to lift themselves up and be equal to Americans, which means to pursue their inequalities. We, as individuals, are different in so many ways that equality is impossible.

And then later he says,

In this book we use reason and not misguided passion. Augustine said that belief precedes understanding, implying that passion rules reason. Psychologically, that is true. People’s unchallenged deepest beliefs and prejudices usually rule their lives more than reason. The appeals to passion are the threats to human liberty we face today; easily seen in the way modern Democrats push their agenda

So true. So true. I have had this argument a thousand times with eight-hundred Democrats. Their beliefs are all about their feelings and their Church of Godlessness, while we have reason and logic and God on our side. That's why all the smart people are Republicans, like Jimmy Buffet and Donald Trump. They say, "Republicans are evil!" And I'm like, "If you believe in evil, then you believe there is good and evil, and if you believe in good, you must believe in a source of all good, which is God. Therefore there is a God and He is real."

I learned that one on a CBN show, and every time I use it, it just totally silences people. Their mouths just fall open. There is no possible response to it. You use that one, and you got 'em! Every time.

He talks a bit about how foolish all the liberal jibber-jabber about it taking a village to raise a kid is, and I am glad I am finally hearing someone finally talking about that besides just me!! I've always said, "Screw this village, I'm raisin' my own damn kids," and now here we go. Community: that's for the Dems. Give me my INDIVIDUAL rights any day!!!

Anyway, toward the end of the "Introduction," he quotes some French(?!) philosopher who I guess really loved America and probably wished he was an American but probably the French tyrants wouldn't let him, I guess, who said, "All men's impulses, when motivated by legitimate self-interest, fall into a harmonious social pattern,” which is one of those quotes you first just kind of think about, and then you stand up and cheer when you finally get it because it's so obviously true. Unlike Democrats, he says, who say "the interests of community are more important than are the interests of the individual."

So Democrats don't care about you as an individual, they just want to help you as a part of everyone. Republicans don't care about you either...I guess(?)...wait...but they do kind of want you to be able to help yourself just like they're helping their own selves...unlike the Democrats who want to take all your freedoms away and turn this whole place into Soviet Russia and have their way with all the unborn babies and old people, you just watch!

What's it going to take, Democrats?! Wake up and realize that when people are just all fighting for themselves to take whatever they can get, things always turn out for the best! Since the days of the Bible, this has always been the way, and it is the only road that has ever truly led to peace.

Just look at Mayberry: a small town in which everyone has a job to do, to earn money for himself, and everything always turned out all right. They didn't need handouts! (Except Otis. Heh heh.)

In conclusion, I really don't think I know how to review books. Are you really supposed to write about every chapter? This is going to take a really long time!! Something just doesn't seem right about how I'm doing this here, man. It's making me kind of anxious!!!

COMING SOON: CHAPTER 1: "To Concerned Americans."

Organizing Our Threats

Well, that health care bill was pretty much the worst thing that's ever happened to America, and my name-sharing pal Michael Savage confirmed as much last night on his show, when a man called in to talk about a frightening nightmare he had about a red bird and a white bull and figured it really was all about Obama and the health-care bill.

But some good may come of this health-care mess yet!!!!

It turns out that nothing really lights a fire under a nation's people like taking all their money and giving most of it to a bunch of nobodies whose ancestors didn't even come from Europe, and giving the rest of it to baby-killing abortion clinics and senior-citizen murdering death squads, and now the people are FINALLY getting angry and taking action!!!

There have been a lot of very angry threats made lately, both to those always-traitorous Democrat "thugs" like Obama and Pelosi, and to others like this guy "Bart Stupak" who we thought was cool but who it turns out was THE one key guy in letting that health care monstrosity pass the hallowed halls of our nation's once-sacred-and-holy Capitol. Turns out he was planning on doing that all along and was just, like, putting on a little show for us all by protesting it!!!!!

ANYWAY, I just feel that it's my duty to say on behalf of myself, Tea Party New Mexico, and the Northeast Albuquerque Patriots, that I cannot approve of these many threats. I cannot sanction them. I cannot.

Why, you might ask? Perhaps that is something you might ask. I can imagine YOU, in my mind, asking ME that very same question.

Well, since you asked, for starters, they're way, way, way too unorganized in how they're made. They're real sloppy, and half the time they're made in some out-of-the-way corner of the Internet like "Twitter.com" where people write these tiny little messages to whoever or nobody, and no one even sees them until the liberal news people find them and start waving them around and yelling.

As someone with a long history of Costco work, I know that even if you have the giant boxes of SuperPretzels on sale, no one's going to buy them unless they're visible. If you hide them away behind plastic sacks of green beans or whatever, it doesn't even matter if they come with like a free piece of a gold brick or some rare and precious coral or whatever, (though of course they never do, that's just me thinking out loud) no one's gonna buy them if they don't know where they are, OK?!

I really just like staying at home and watching TV and spending other quality time with my family, so I'm honestly not into the whole "armed rebellion" thing yet that all my other Tea Party buddies are always talking about, because it seems like that would just really upset my daily normal life, you know, and I kind of like my life. That's my other reason for not approving of all the threats that have been made. I mean, if we all join in on that, how am I supposed to write a blog and go to fun meetings and have a family and work at Costco or host a hit show if I'm jail or foraging for canned food on the run or whatever, you know?

IF I WAS a more-violent person though, and if I was into pointing a gun at anything besides just animals and fish, that is to say, if I was like some of my other Tea Party pals and those guys in the Glenn Beck "forum," I'd probably suggest that all the people making and carrying out threats get a bit more organized, you know? It would seem to me that you gotta get more organized than just one guy throwing a brick through a window, or another one or two "tweeting" on their phones or whatever-you-call-it to their two friends--I mean, it just seems like no one's really in charge, right?

You would think for any sort of real revolution to really happen, there would really need to be like a...a...a like, (online?) Threat Database, or something, where everyone who's looking to get going on some sort of rebellion or revolution against the federal government and its "representatives" can get together and, you know, coordinate their efforts better.

But really, I don't want any sort of violence. I found out the hard way that I am not well-suited for violent action. Uncle Sam himself said my lungs were far too weak for the battlefield, and so my discharge was a highly honorable one. I'm more into drinking beer and going to rallies.

There is a truly real problem, however, nowadays that even when people's hearts are in the right place, they just don't have the years of organizational experience needed to stock the movement with the supplies it needs and to keep it all clean while doing so and also recognizing the needs of customers and newer employees, all while keeping a cheerful smile on your face and appearing ready to answer a question at a moment's notice, or clean up a spill, or break down a bunch of boxes to take out to the back. This is especially a problem with Obama. He just doesn't seem to realize that not everyone can drive the forklift, and only people with some seniority are allowed to remove heavy pallets of merchandise from the very top shelves.

"A Bountiful Abundance of Tape"

Today, I was cleaning up around my family's computer room, and just had to laugh and laugh at just how much tape I found while I was doing that--rolls and rolls and ROLLS of it!

Maybe it's just because I work at Costco and so I really have a lot of fun opportunities to buy, like, different kinds of tape in bulk, or maybe I have merely in truth been blessed in ways I will not be able to fully understand until some more time has passed, but for whatever reason, I really have a whole, whole, whole lot of tape, and a lot of different kinds of tape.

Duct tape. Clear packing tape. Really clear post office tape. Scotch tape. Duct tape. And easily one hundred other kinds of tape, all of which you can see in the photo I "posted" right here.

Anyway, all this tape in one place really got me to thinking: why do I, Michael Weiner, one man, one very patriotic man but a man nonetheless, have more tape than I could ever use in seven months, while whole families of God-fearing, church-going Americans don't even have enough money to put food on their tables and tires on their cars? Why do I have so much, while others have near or next to nothing?!

The answer is, I will admit, I don't know.

I don't know, but I do suspect a couple of possibilities.

ONE!: that God is rewarding me, in this and in many other ways, for my devotion to Him and to our country, or at least to the country we once had, may she rest in peace and rise again.

And TWO!: that something is very wrong with America today, that under Jungle Chief Obama's fierce reign, some of us get ALL the breaks while others merely waste and starve and pine away.

Which is it? Well, it may be a bit of both, but in this life, at least, we may never really know. Until that great day, when we pass from this life into the next, when the fog of this world is lifted from our eyes and God's glory envelops us in its love, there will be things such as this beyond the ken of our frail mortal minds.

"The Journey of One Thousand Miles Begins With the First Step." --Abraham Lincoln

Well, It has finally, finally begun. It has started. HERE--WE--GO!!!!!!!

I have sent off my letter to Fox News, making it known that I am prepared to be an on-air host of a nationally syndicated television talk show. Before doing so, I spoke at length with a number of highly knowledgeable people-in-the-know, friends of people I work with, who informed me that the most important thing was to be confident: to tell, not ask. Also, they told me a lot of real important "industry lingo," like "on-air" and "talent" and "on-air talent."

Anyway, so here's what I sent, to Resumes@foxnews.com:

Dear Fox News Channel,

I am pleased to announce that I have recently become available as on-air talent in the field of professional nationally syndicated television talk-show host people.

I am very, very, very, very, very interested in hosting a half-an-hour or a full-hour show for your esteemed, award-winning cable news network, something along the lines of what Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly do but in a much more conservative and Real American sort of way.

I am aware that you wish to see resumes for all your future on-air talent, and I will be happy to send you such a thing in the very near future, upon request. However, for now, I believe that all you really need to hear is that I AM AN AMERICAN--a true American, born and raised here in the United States of America, and I love my country. At least...I love what it used to be. I love what its Christian founders intended it to be, and I am willing to fight with my words to get it back to what it once was and what it may still one day be again.

Also, my resume shows mostly what people call "service jobs" and a brief stint in the Army for which I was HONORABLY discharged for unfortunate health reasons, so I am really just getting started in show business. You saw that right: I am also a veteran, although I never really saw combat. Still, I know what it's like to prepare for it. To fear it. To live it. To be ready to die for one's country.

Also, know this: I am not ashamed to speak the words of a true patriot, and those words are my own words. I am not ashamed to speak the truth in defense of freedom and liberty and the American way.

Currently, I am an employee of an Albuquerque-area Costco, and so at least initially my hours may be a problem concerning hosting the show. However, should the job pay enough for me to support my family (three children and a wife), I would most likely inform my Albuquerque-area employer (Costco) that I will be quitting that job to focus on my award-winning show. They're a pretty good employer, but given the choice between them and a job that would allow me to serve as a mouthpiece for the Tea Party, for the True American Right in this country, and for the deepest-held feelings of my heart, I would have to pick the job that allowed me to do the "latter." I could also move to wherever it is that you are located, if that was necessary, as I am used to just picking up and moving for work opportunities.

I am originally from Texas, near Tulia, and still have a slight accent, but I know you are a network that favors the people, and as Texans are truly American people, I hope that will not be a problem.

Please let me know what I will need to do next to begin preparing to host my show, what I will need to wear, et cetera. I am not exactly "college-educated," but I am a high-school graduate, and I am EXPERIENCED, and I do know what's in my heart, and what God wants for America.

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,

Patriotically, excitedly, ready to go, One of your biggest supporters and future(!!!!!!) employees,

Michael Weiner, Patriot

Albuquerque, New Mexico

P.S. I realize I am in the proud possession of the same name as radio talk-show giant Michael Savage, but I am not him. I would say that is merely a coincidence, but I believe that there truly are no coincidences and that when God places a stumbling block in our pathway it is actually a stepping stone. Also, I do not believe that sharing a name with Michael Savage is a stumbling block. In fact, I am proud to share a name with him, and I only wish he were more proud to share one with me. He changed his name. Perhaps when more people have heard of me because of my TV show, he will change his back. That will be really confusing then, haha!!!!

Sincerely,

Michael Weiner, Patriot

Albuquerque, New Mexico

What do you think? I feel very, very good about this, though of course it's all just a little too good to be true. If any of my readers would like to help me out in this great cause, please e-mail Fox News at Resumes@foxnews.com and let them know that you would watch Michael Weiner in any "time slot"!!!

Every little bit helps!!!!!!!

My absence, ingratitude, the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy, and a Surprise Announcment

(This is not a picture of me, but it does represent what we should all be doing right now, in the face of this, the greatest takeover of American Democracy since maybe ever.)

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Americans!--

that is to say, former-Americans, people who once considered themselves citizens of God's most blessed country on this, the Earth, the planet he made in his infinite wisdom--

Americans!--

that is to say, people who now have no country to call their own since this once-great nation was officially disbanded by the communists and terrorist-sympathizers and baby-killers of the so-called Left, thanks for nothing Obama and Pelosi!!!--

Americans!--

that is to say, the last great patriots of this once proud and true nation that is now no more upon the nailing of the final nail into into this once-great nation's final coffin, last night's Health Care swindle--

Americans, I know you have wondered.

You have wondered, in this time of great crisis, in this hour of our most dire and essential need, why I have been so silent. Why I have been so vocally tiny. Why I have been so wildy lost and stormswept, so cloudy and so aloof, so silently, dare I say it, "unAmerican." Well, Americans, this is why: my heart. My heart has been broken. My heart has been torn asunder by Obama's wild hyenas, strangled by the vines of his green-outside/red-inside African gourd/watermelon patch, trampled by his bureaucratic wildebeests, and stolen away like a cheap pen by his commie-liberal-socialist-Marxist swindlers and thieves.

The Lord knows your heart, Kenyan!! The Lord knows of the pact you made with his fiercest enemy, indeed with that fallen angel Satan himself, evil incarnate!!!

Here I have been, knowing that our great country was going down the toilet, one vote at a time, and all I could do was warn and inspire, warn...and inspire.

Warn. And Inspire.

Hoping I could perhaps change a heart or two or three or four or five, I penned a heartfelt tribute, a tribute to our flag, Old Glory, "the Stars and Stripes," the Star-Spangled Banner as it is often called. Some would call it just a piece of cloth, but not I. Some would call it a clothpiece, BUT NOT I.

AMERICANS!!! Hoping it would lighten the souls of this fallen country, turn its hearts and minds to Christ and to patriotism, I penned a great and important message to America's troops and non-troops. Hoping it would crack the darkness sending beams of His glorious light shining upon the traitors and their dark deeds, but NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!

No, like the prophets of old, I spoke, and with what was I rewarded? Chocolates? Trinkets? A garland of flowers upon my frail American neck? A simple peace of mind???!!! NO!!!! I was rewarded with unpatriotic nitpicking and hairsplitting--with e-mails like the one from liberal communist God-hater Jeffrey Smith (spacebetweenvans@yahoo.com), saying that "your sentiments are obviously sincere and from a place of genuine (although uninformed) concern, but literally everything you said about the flag seems to be incorrect, created whole-cloth out of your own racist ideology and Christian beliefs. Check your facts first next time, or better yet, just stay off the Internet, please."

Or this one from likely terrorist-sympathizer Robert Weimer (rweimer@earthlink.net), who said that "You had better read up on the colors, stripes, and the stars of our flag.

"13 stripes represent the the thirteen original states. The stars represent each and every individual state in the union. The original flag was sown by Betsy Ross in the late 1700's-early1800's (I don't remember for sure), in Philadelphia. There have been several modifiications done to the USA flag through the years. And did you know that if the flag is hung upside down, it means distress?"

Those are some fightin' words from someone who doesn't even know what CENTURY the flag was made in, ROBERT!!!

So what did I get for my efforts? What did I get? What did I GET??? Well, I'll tell what I got, I got ingratitude. And more than that, I got nothing!!! Silence!!! How many people commented on my article to thank me for my words??? NONE!!! ZERO!!!!! I am sick of this crap!!!

...Then I calmed down a little, and I got to thinking. I KNOW people read this website, because when I talk to my Tea party friends at work, they tell me they read it when I ask them. Also, people on other Tea Party websites have told me they read it, and people on Craigslist.com have told me they read it. Also, I get lots of e-mails from people telling my how great my website is or, if they're unpatriotic scumbag lefties, how "bigoted" or "ignorant" or whatever they think I am.

So here's what I think: two things. One, I think liberals are "hacking" this Internet account, maybe government-santioned liberals snooping around for Obama, and deleting my comments from people who have read my articles and loved them, trying to demoralize me. There is a vast Left-Wing conspiracy underway, and I have got a giant target painted on my chest and back and head. They want me to give up and the surest way, they figure, is to make me think that no one is listening. WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S NOT LISTENING!!!!

The other thing I think might maybe be going on is that the Internet is just not as popular as it once was. In the 1990s, everyone was very into "the Net," with that movie and everything, but nowadays with the economy the way it is (terrible!!!), people are turning more and more to TV and their cell phones--turning away from God and his message, and toward the World and all its pleasures of the flesh. No one has time for the website of the 700 Club when they are busy undermining democracy and watching pornography!!!

Either way, I think the Internet has been my problem in getting the word out about the Tea Party, and about the Dems' threat to democracy as we knew it, because it's easy to mess with and no one's really reading it anyway, at least not the young fresh audience we need to attract to our message.

What I need is nationally syndicated television talk show, and so I am happy to announce that starting today, I will be proudly endeavoring to become the host of an award-winning nationally syndicated television talk-show on either Fox News or, if I have to, CNN, which is another cable news channel.

This may take a couple of weeks, but with God's help I know that in the end, I will be able to represent the last true American patriots to a nation who has ears but so far has not been able to hear. I will be speaking not just to Albuquerque's far-left Craigslist.com posters, but to everyone, to the world, to all those who need to hear what I have to say, the words that God Himself has placed in my heart to share: words like, "the Government needs to stay out of our private business!!!" Words like, "Gay marriage is an abomination before the Lord and needs to be banned!!!" Words like, "Tort Reform!!"

In the end, we will be able to look back with pride and say, "We really accomplished something there. And we did it, together, with Michael Weiner's help and inspiration."

Only then can we begin to truly, truly, truly heal.

Well, America had a pretty good run.

Obamacare, I have just heard, has passed the House, the Senate, and the Senate-House. America, as we know it, is no more.

Well sure, people will keep on CALLING it "America," but you and I and you all know that that is just like a figure of speech. America is now no more American than Communist Russia, with all the wealth so many have worked so hard for, now taken away from those hard-working Americans who earned it, and distributed freely to any Tom, Dick, and Harry, to the North, Southeast, and West, let the winds of change blow where they may.

Here's a joke that America just had told to it, and instead of saying that's not funny, just laughed and laughed and laughed:

"Knock knock."

"Who's There?"

"A Kenyan Muslim disguised as a half-white lawyer whose secret goal is to turn your country into a communist dictatorship."

"Oh, come right in."

America, 1776-2010. R.I.P.

I am not feeling very well today.

But tomorrow I will return to inspire you with my patriotic journey into patriotism. Please forgive an old-young patriot this one time, and soon our hearts will be united once more.

What the Flag Really Means

That is a picture of the American flag.

I put the words you are about to read up on Craigslist.com yesterday, but felt I had really managed to say just what was in my heart about the American flag, the only flag that matters, really pretty kinda well, so I am going to put them up or "post" them here as well.

I feel they deserve to touch other lives as well as those on Craigslist.com. Feel free to print them out for use in your church or youth group or for motivational speaking engagements. They are not copyrighted, not yet anyway. They are from my heart and my head, and they are all about Old Glory, the American Flag, and what it means to me. The first part is about me, and after I wrote that, a bunch of liberal idiots wrote stuff about how our beloved flag is "just a piece of cloth" made in China, so then I wrote part two, which I think really captures something very special and true.

PART ONE: OLD GLORY, THE FLAG

Today I somehow ended up spending a couple of hours just sitting on my front porch, just holding a little flag my daughter got at a parade last year, just staring at that little flag and quietly crying the real, salty tears of a grown American patriot. I don't reckon any of this once-great nation's liberal book-worshipers out there could ever really know what it means to love one's country so much that it makes a man cry just to think about where it's heading. I don't reckon they do.

Their hearts are probably far too hard for that.

Long live America, the America of my youth.

PART TWO: NOT JUST A PIECE OF CLOTH

The American flag is NOT just a piece of cloth!! It is a symbol, anointed by God, of all that is just and holy and wonderful in this once-great nation, the United States of America!!!

RED! For the blood of patriots, and the thickening blood of tyrants that waters the tree of liberty! RED! For this country's amazing sunsets, the best in the world. RED! For our LOVE of God, the Bible, and the red, red dirt of the land. WHITE! For the faces of our founders, God keep their blessed souls. WHITE! For the purity of Christ's blessed love which he bestows freely upon all who will accept it, and cursed be they for all eternity that don't. WHITE! For the snows of Mount Rushmore and the snows of all American mountains. BLUE! For the skies above our country's many buildings and churches! BLUE! For the oceans that help protect our borders. BLUE! For the turquoise and other precious blue stones in our many profitable and important mines.

STRIPES! For reasons too sacred to discuss here fully, not in such an irreverent place as the Internet. STARS! For the stars in the eyes of all those for whom freedom is a dream and that dream is America.

The American flag has a spirit! The American flag has a soul!

When it is made, it right there right away ceases to be just a piece of cloth! It is a precious entity, and it deserves our love and our respect and our admiration! The American flag! The American flag! The American flag! I shed a tear for this once-great nation! I shed a tear for our once-beloved flag! I shed a tear for you, flag! I shed a tear! My arms are open to you!, and I will protect you from the fiery mobs and the boots that trample. I will protect you from the lies and the slander! I will protect you from the vicious dogs and their drool-slavering jaws! I will protect you from Richard Dawkins! I will protect you from Al Gore! I will protect you from your Kenyan oppressor! My heart belongs to you, because in you I see God's promised land, and God's promises are always covenants! Two-way promises! I will raise arms in your defense! I will shout truths from the rooftops in your name! I will defend you! I will! I will! I will!

Wait till Mom and Dad see this!

When I was younger, I was not the politically minded dynamo you see before you today. I was not the man I am now, with a gun under the bed, and a gun above the bed, and a gun in my living room, and a copy of the constitution framed in the kitchen and another copy not framed but just left in the bathroom for casual reading. Also, I did not have all the flags I now have, and the one I did have I only got out on special holidays.

No, I am ashamed to say, when I was younger, I was a lost soul. Sure, I listened to talk radio every day and talked about this country a lot and what needed to be done, and sure, I went to the big rally when George Bush Sr. came to town and even shook his hand once as he hurried past and shook hands with other people too, and sure, I had a couple of guns then too, but I was not the patriot I am today, no sir, not at all. For starters, I did not have a blog. Hell, I didn't really even know what a blog was until a couple of weeks ago, but look at me now! Here I am!!! Here I go!!! Off and running!! Also, I was not active in the Tea Party or even the Republican party, volunteering and stuff and going to meetings like now.

Anyway, when I was younger, my Mom and Dad used to say to me, "Michael, this country of ours is going right down the sh*tter, and what the h*ll are you doing about it? Nothing!" (Mom always had kind of a salty mouth. Sorry about that.) She was right of course, I was a worthless p.o.s., but she is going to be so proud of me now. Because now: look--look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dv9sVK5GHE

Did you see that? Did you see that guy with the red hat in the background? THAT WAS ME!! Two times!

Mom, I have seen the error of my ways. I am now an active patriot. That was me, getting active with the Tea Party, fighting for the soul of this country! Nearly Thirty-one years old, and it was all leading up to this!!!

My point is, America, that it's never too late for any of us to change our ways. Those of us who are already patriots can be better patriots!!! (That's what happened to me.) Those of us who are traitors and doubters can stop being traitors and start being patriots! I see the Lord's hand working on people like this ALL THE TIME.

Over at Craigslist.com's Albuquerque politics page, I have been writing a lot of little messages, and at first people were really just angry, the liberals were just so mean and angry, but over time, I have seen their hearts soften and their minds open, and I honestly think I have been able to convert at least one or two of them to the Tea Party and maybe also to Christ. It's like they were just on the edge of getting involved, and then they heard a man speak from his heart, heard a man exhort them to change their ways, and something just clicked inside of them. It is WONDERFUL to watch happen, and it can happen to you too!! Never give up, patriots!!

You find out something new every day.

Today I was real pleased to discovered that my computer isn't one of those kind of computers that can only write in capital letters. This was a real treat to me to find out, as now I will be able to write words that match how I think like a whole lot better, and I will be able to only emphasize words by making them capital letters when I want to, instead of all the time like I was doing.

I'm ashamed to say that it was a Godless liberal progressive, probably someone who would force the government to gay-marry me to my neighbors, who showed me where the "Caps Lock" button is on my computer, which is the button you can press to make the letters not be all capital letters or, if you press it again, make them all be capital letters, like I was writing before he showed me that. I guess even traitors to this great country can do something good once in a very rare while.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/pol/

Anyway, thank you Internet commie lib Craigslist guy, for the helpful computer advice. Today, a patriot thanks you. Tomorrow, we are enemies once more.

THE IMPORTANCE OF SMALL VICTORIES

SOMETIMES WHEN I AM FEELING REALLY DISCOURAGED THAT THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME KIND OF LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO TURN US ALL INTO BABY-KILLING COMMUNISTS, AND NO ONE GOES TO CHURCH ANY MORE, AND THE LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT CAPITALISM/FREEDOM IS DEAD, IT HELPS ME TO HAVE LIKE A LITTLE TINY SMALL VICTORY AGAINST THE LIBERAL ELITE WHO ARE SEEKING TO UNDERMINE THIS ONCE GREAT NATION--TO REALIZE, AS JESUS TAUGHT, THAT EVEN IF I HAVE A BEAM IN MY EYE I SHOULD REMEMBER TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE "MOTE" IN MY "BROTHER'S."

RECENTLY, I HAD A SMALL VICTORY THAT REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS, AND THOUGH I HAD TO FIGHT FOR IT, IT REFUELED ME FOR THE MANY CHALLENGES STILL AHEAD AND WAS WELL WORTH THE EXPENSE AND EFFORT TO ME.

THIS LITTLE SUCCESS HAPPENED ON A NEW WEBSITE I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS KNOWN AS "CRAIGSLIST.COM" CRAIGSLIST.COM IS A WEBSITE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO WRITE FREE ADVERTISEMENTS ON IT WHERE PEOPLE CAN READ THEM ON THE INTERNET, AND I DECIDED, AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT WEBSITE, TO ADVERTISE THERE FOR MY WEBSITE, TEAPARTYNEWMEXICO.BLOGSPOT.COM, WHICH IS A REALLY ENJOYABLE AND VERY PATRIOTIC TEA PARTY BLOG THAT YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU ARE EVER INTERESTED IN READING ABOUT WHAT PATRIOTS THINK OF ALL THESE PROBLEMS WE ARE FACING TODAY AND WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THEM.

AS I SADLY EXPECTED, MY AD WAS ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF KNOW-NOTHING LIBS WHO, INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING MY ARGUMENTS CHOSE TO YELL ANGRY LIBERAL INSULTS AT ME, PROVING ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THEM. BUT, TRUTH PREVAILED, AND I WAS ABLE TO SCORE A SMALL VICTORY THAT HAS REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS.

HERE ARE PARTS OF OUR DISCUSSION:

LIB: "Are they all so ignorant that they are only capable of typing in caps? I already know they are only capable of typing in stupid!!."

ME: "DEAR SIR ("NOT!!!!"),

THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO ATTACKING MY CHOICE OF HEADWEAR HAT JUST SHOWS THAT YOUR ARGUMENT HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON AND YOU HAVE TO ATTACK THE INDIVIDUAL, THAT IS TO SAY, ME!!!

I AM EVERY LIBERAL'S WORST NIGHTMARE--I'M THAT GOD-FEARING, FLAG-SALUTING, GUN-TOTING RIGHT-WING REDNECK YOUR COLLEGE PROFESSOR WARNED YOU ABOUT!!! (I SAW THAT ON A STICKER.)

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ATTACKING WHAT YOU ONLY THINK I BELIEVE, FINE, JUST BE IGNORANT LIKE THAT. IF INSTEAD YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACTUALLY READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY (SEE http://teapartynewmexico.blogspot.com/, NEW MEXICO'S MOST PATRIOTIC WEBSITE) AND THEN HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR DIFFERENCES, YOU COMMIE RAT BASTARD, THEN THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE WITH ME AND A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE CIVILIZED, YOU PINKO SCUM DOG-AND-CAT-RAPIST (PROBABLY)!!!

IT IS UNINFORMED "PROGRESSIVE" TRAITORS SUCH AS YOU THAT ARE DRAGGING POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN THIS COUNTRY DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF A GARDEN-VARIETY SHOUTING MATCH. YOU ARE TRAMPLING ALL OVER THE FLAG IN THE NAME OF YOUR FALSE GODS, AL GORE AND RICHARD DAWKINS. HEY, AL GORE, WAY TO INVENT THE INTERNET!!!! TOO BAD IT'S ALL GONNA BE UNDERWATER SOON CAUSE THE POLAR BEARS ARE ALL DEAD!! AND HEY RICHARD, IS IT HOT ENOUGH DOWN THERE FOR YA??!?!?"

LIB:"You ignorant, bigoted, texas sheepfucker - You obviously have acquired a old computer and are using dial up but HEY you discovered a way to write somewhere other then the wall of the local restroom. Caps refers to TYPING EVERYTHING LIKE THIS _ LIKE YOU ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS!!! WRITING IN CAPITALS ONLY!!!

How stupid can you be? If you cannot even comprehend this basic factoid how can you even begin to understand the intricacies of the political process other then chanting "U.S.A"?"

ME: "WELL, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY TYPING CAPITAL LETTERS, OKAY, BUT THAT'S ALL MY COMPUTER DOES, YOU FOOL!! YOU CALL ME DUMB AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!! IT IS "ALL CAPS," BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SOME COMPUTERS ARE JUST LIKE THAT, AND I KNOW THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MINE IS!!! ANYTHING I WRITE ON IT LOOKS LIKE THAT, YOU DUMB COMMIE LIB, BECAUSE IT'S AN "A G NEOVO" COMPUTER AND A "BOSE" COMPUTER AND THOSE KINDS OF COMPUTERS ARE LIKE THAT, ASK ANYONE, THEY'LL TELL YOU!"

AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAD THE LAST WORD. AS I'VE SHOWN BEFORE, I KNOW HOW TO RENDER THEM SPEECHLESS!! THANK GOD FOR SMALL VICTORIES!!!

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

I SAW THIS ON A CHURCH SIGN AS I DROVE PAST IT TODAY, AND IT REALLY MADE ME THINK:

"DROP STOP AND ROLL WON'T WORK IN HELL."

ACTUALLY, I SAW IT A WHILE AGO, LIKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A BLOG THEN.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT....

HOW TO RENDER A LIBERAL SPEECHLESS

THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING WITH A TEA PARTY PERSON WHO IS A COWORKER OF MINE ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A LIBERAL, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE THEY'LL QUOTE ALL SORTS OF LIBERAL BOOKS AT YOU AND "FACTS" AND FIGURES AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU FROM ALL SORTS OF WEIRD NEWSPAPERS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF, AND HE SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW SOMEONE OUGHT TO WRITE A LIST OF THINGS YOU COULD SAY TO JUST SHUT A LIBERAL RIGHT UP WHEN THEY GET TO TALKING ALL FAST AND WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?"

AND THEN, IT WAS LIKE A LIGHTBULB WENT OFF ABOVE MY HEAD, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA, IN A FLASH, JUST LIKE THAT. I THOUGHT, "YEAH, SOMEONE SHOULD--AND WHO BETTER FOR IT THAN ME?!"

SO HERE IT IS. LET'S SAY IT'S PART ONE, CAUSE I BET I'LL THINK OF SOME MORE PRETTY SOON. HERE GOES!!

HOW TO RENDER A LIBERAL SPEECHLESS, PART ONE

1. IF A LIBERAL SAYS "GAY PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED," YOU SAY...

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT FOR GAY PEOPLE NOT TO GET MARRIED?"

NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS, AND THIS WILL SHUT THEM RIGHT UP, YOU JUST WATCH.

NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS

WELL, I WAS READING SOME OF THE BLESSINGS OF GOD THAT ARE THE NATIONAL TEA PARTY WEBSITES LAST NIGHT, EDUCATING MYSELF ABOUT ALL THE TRUTHS THE MAINSTREAM DRIVE-BY MEDIA IS TOO AFRAID TO REPORT, WHEN I SAW SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING: AN OPPORTUNITY TO START MY OWN TEA PARTY GROUP!!! SO, SINCE I LIVE IN THE NORTHEAST PART OF ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, I THOUGHT I WOULD START THE NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS GROUP!

http://www.teapartypatriots.org/Group/NORTHEAST_ALBUQUERQUE_PATRIOTS

HERE IS A "LINK" TO "IT"!!!

I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, AND IF YOU ARE A PERSON WHO IS A PATRIOT LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE IN THE NORTHEAST PART OF ALBUQUERQUE, SEND ME LIKE AN EMAIL--FROMMYCOLDDEADHANDSNEGRO@HOTMAIL.COM--OR MAYBE JUST COMMENT HERE ON THE SITE ABOUT WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET. I BELIEVE IN THIS CAUSE AND AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT GETTING INVOLVED!!! PERHAPS YOU ARE AS WELL!

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS A FRIEND OF ISRAEL AND MAY THE SUN SHINE DOWN ON YOUR WARMEST DAYS AMONG THE SAVED. PERHAPS WE COULD JUST START WITH MEETING AT A BAR OR A PLACE TO EAT AND THEN DO PATRIOTIC THINGS AND TALK ABOUT PATRIOTIC ISSUES. WE WILL START SMALL, AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MEETING THE LIBERAL JIHAD HEAD-ON WITH THE HORNS OF A RAGING, IRON-SHOED BULL.

THIS IS A CALL TO PATRIOTS!!! TO PATRIOTS NEAR THE 87123 ZIP CODE: YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!!! HER BORDERS NEED DEFENDED!! HER SKIES YEARN TO BE FREE!!! HELP DEFEND THEM. HELP MAKE THEM FREE.

THE NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS: JOIN TODAY!!!!!

A MESSAGE FROM ABOVE

WELL, YESTERDAY WAS A REAL WEIRD AND STRANGE DAY FOR TRUE-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOTS.

DARK CLOUDS CAME ABOUT MY HEAD AND THREATENED TO RAIN DOWN ON THE FORCES OF GOOD IN THIS COUNTRY, BUT I PERSISTED IN MY FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND THE TREE OF LIBERTY WAS NOURISHED!!!

BUT LET ME JUST START AT THE BEGINNING. MY BOSS WAS ON VACATION, SO A BUNCH OF US WENT HOME EARLY, AND THERE I WAS DRIVING HOME. I DECIDED I WOULD STOP BY THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL, WHICH IS LIKE THE REAL HOME OF TEA PARTY PEOPLE HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE. PATRIOTIC PEOPLE HERE LIKE TO EAT WITH THE CONSTITUTION IN CLEAR SIGHT OF US, THE WAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS MEANT US TO EAT, AND THAT PLACE HAS ONE.

SO I CALLED SOME OF MY COWORKERS TO MEET ME THERE, AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD, BUT THEN I GOT THERE AND NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP CAUSE I GUESS THEY WERE PROBABLY PRETTY BUSY OR WHATEVER. I THINK THEY'RE ALL TRUE PATRIOTS, BUT NOW I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

ANYWAY, I HAD A BUNCH OF MY BUSINESS CARDS FOR THIS WEBSITE IN MY POCKET, THAT I PRINTED OUT ON MY COMPUTER AND CUT OUT, SO I BROUGHT IN A STACK TO ASK IF THE PEOPLE THERE WOULD HAND THEM OUT FOR ME, BUT THE LADY AT THE ENTRANCE WAS KINDA ACTING LIKE A GUARD DOG, STANDING LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE THERE BLOCKING MY WAY IN AND ACTING REAL LIKE CONDESCENDING-LIKE BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET PEOPLE THERE BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE SO I JUST GOT REAL UNCOMFORTABLE AND KIND OF JUST WANTED TO RUN AWAY, YOU KNOW.

SO I CALLED MY "FRIENDS" FROM WORK ON MY KINDA NEWISH CELL PHONE BUT THEY WEREN'T ANSWERING ME, SO THEN I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I COULD GO BACK IN BECAUSE I WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSED TO BE STOOD UP LIKE THAT IN A REAL IMPORTANT PATRIOT EATING PLACE LIKE THAT, SO I JUST DECIDED I WOULD PUT MY BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THEIR PARKING LOT, WHICH I DID.

THAT WAS KIND OF FUN, BUT I WAS STILL FEELING KINDA DITCHED AND LIED TO, WHICH ANY RED-AND-TRUE-BLOODED PATRIOT WILL TELL YOU IS SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS MAKES PEOPLE LIKE US REALLY MAD. WHEN A PATRIOT TELLS YOU HE WILL DO SOMETHING, HE USUALLY WILL. THESE PEOPLE MAY WEAR RED WHITE AND BLUE AND VOTE WITH GOD, BUT WHEN THE SITUATION GETS TOUGH, THEY JUST RUN ON HOME OR BACK TO COSTCO OR WHEREVER. THANKS FOR NOTHING, TIM, KATHERINE, AND JERRY, IF YOU EVER READ THIS AND I HOPE YOU DO!!!!

TRAITORS!!

ANYWAY, THEN I PUT BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE LAUNDROMAT NEXT TO THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL TOO, IN CASE SOME OF THEM WERE PATRIOTS TOO OR MAYBE DIRTY LIBS WHO MIGHT BE TOUCHED BY SOMETHING THEY READ ON MY WEBSITE AND CHANGE THEIR WAYS. ("LET HE WHO HAS NO SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE." "GO AND SIN NO MORE.")

THEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT CHANGED MY WHOLE DAY AND GAVE ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT AND MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT AS WELL. I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO GO THROUGH THIS LIFE, REALLY, IS TO BE ALWAYS READY FOR LIKE A SPECIAL LESSON FROM ABOVE. THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS AND SURELY HE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT ARE WONDROUS TO BEHOLD.

ANYWAY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CROSS MONTGOMERY BOULEVARD AND SEE IF THERE WERE MAYBE SOME OTHER CARS I COULD LEAVE MY CARDS ON, WHEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT REALLY STRUCK ME. IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD, BRAVE AND TRUE, THAT FLEW DOWN TO PECK AT LIKE A FRY OR A PIECE OF TRASH OR SOMETHING ON THE ROAD. THERE WAS NOTHING REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT, WAS PROBABLY A SPARROW OR WHATEVER, JUST LIKE A MILLION OTHERS, BUT FOR SOME REASON THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE AND I SIMPLY COULD NOT IGNORE IT.

I WATCHED THIS LITTLE BIRD, PECK, PECK, PECK AWAY AT THAT OLD SCRAP OF BREAD OR WHATEVER IT WAS, AND THEN, BLAMM!!, A BIG OLD TRUCK CAME LIKE RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHED IT RIGHT FLAT ON THE ROAD. THE BIRD WAS SO BUSY EATING THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE.

NOW, I'M NOT LIKE SOME ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKO WHO THINKS ANIMALS ARE MORE IMPORTANT OR AS IMPORTANT OR EVEN CLOSE TO AS IMPORTANT AS HUMAN BEINGS CREATED IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE, AND IN FACT I'VE GOT A HUGE FREEZER IN MY GARAGE FULL OF DEAD FISH AND BIRDS THAT IF THEY AREN'T TOO FREEZER-BURNED FROM BEING IN THERE SO LONG WILL MAKE ME A REALLY GOOD MEAL ONE DAY THAT I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT AT ALL ABOUT KILLING, STORING, MOVING TO ALBUQUERQUE, AND THEN EATING. I'M A MEMBER OF THE REAL PETA, "PEOPLE WHO EAT TASTY ANIMALS," HA HA HA. I SAW THAT ON A SHIRT.

ANYWAY, BUT THIS LITTLE BIRD, MAYBE JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER SAW IT COMING, HE JUST MADE ME REAL, REAL SAD. AFTER THE TRAFFIC SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE I WALKED OUT TO SEE IF MAYBE IT WAS OKAY, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A BLOODY SPOT WHERE THE BIRD HAD BEEN, AND I REALIZED I HAD ACTUALLY PROBABLY JUST IMAGINED IT, BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ANY TRASH OR FOOD OR WHATEVER IN THE ROAD EITHER.

SO THEN I WALKED BACK TO MY VEHICLE, STILL FEELING LIKE JUST AS SAD AS IF THE BIRD HAD REALLY BEEN REAL, AND I GOT INTO THE FRONT SEAT, AND I JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED FOR GOING ON CLOSE TO AN HOUR AND A HALF. JUST, LIKE, WEEPING, I DON'T WHAT WAS GOING ON, IT WAS REAL WEIRD. IT WAS OKAY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG, CAUSE MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS AT WORK ANYWAY, BUT MAN, THAT JUST KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT.

AFTER I FINALLY STOPPED CRYING, I DROVE KINDA REAL SLOW OUT OF THE LOT AND I TURNED ON THE RADIO, AND THERE WAS GLENN BECK, OLD PATRIOT RADIO FRIEND, AND HE KIND OF MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT ALL. FOR A WHILE ANYWAY, BUT THE SECOND CRYING SPELL DIDN'T LAST EVEN CLOSE AS LONG AND NOW I'M ALL BETTER.

THAT WASN'T REALLY ME EITHER. I WAS HAVING LIKE SOME KIND OF EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? I THINK THE LORD WAS TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE, TELLING ME THAT WHAT I'M DOING, GETTING ACTIVE WITH SOME REAL PATRIOTS, YOU KNOW, IS LIKE THE RIGHT THING AND HE APPROVES AND IT IS PLEASING UNTO HIM. I'M ABOUT 99.999% PERCENT SURE THAT THAT'S WHAT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT.