Well, how about some more about the sign-making party?!
I was real late to the party, because my wife was late coming home from some thing with her friends, so I didn't make it there until like the very last, final hour of the sign-making party.
It was at Paisano's, a restaurant here in Albuquerque, New Mexico, New Mexico's largest city. It is located on a road we call "Eubank."
When I got there, a bunch of the people were already leaving, but I honked at them and waved as they walked out and I waved at them as they walked out holding their signs about Obama and the constitution and all that, and we exchanged friendly waves as I pulled into the parking lot!!
Then I went inside. Inside, I was directed by an employee of that establishment to a back sort-of indoor porch area--
--and once there, my eyes beheld a lot of round tables that people were sitting at and making signs at. There were stencils you could use, and lots of big pieces of posterboard (more than 200 pieces of posterboard!!!), and a real variety of markers of many colors and sizes. There was also, like, little wooden poles you could staple your signs to, and there was at least one stapler I saw going around. There were almost a couple of dozen people there, and there had been more there before, so I bet the big rally will have at least fifty people there, probably more. It's kind of a big thing.
In one corner, by the doorway, was a big stack of signs that said "INFILTRATOR" with arrows on them, and I guess the idea is that if them filthy liberals try to sneak in to our rally and make us look bad, we can point these signs at them to let the media know that they're not with us. People are always lying about us, pretending to be us and yelling things we would never yell, and they really piss me off. They should be imprisoned and beaten until they confess their crimes. Or better, yet, waterboarded. We'll show them what "doesn't work"!!! Seeing those signs, I felt real proud of my fellow Tea Party patriots, for being so clever.
Lots of the signs were real funny. One said, "Ban Smoking in the White House" (Because OBAMA smokes). Another was real good, it said, "Hitler had Universal Healthcare Too!"
The lady at the entrance didn't recognize me from the Meet and Greet and seemed a little weird about me for some reason, probably because I was late. Then she saw my name was on the list, so things were okay. Then I sat down at a table, and I started to make a sign.
Now that I have figured out how to "post" videos here, I am really living large!
That video right there is a really good video about Congressman Bart Stupak being a baby-killing scumbag, and it's really informative too about who he is and what he did recently. For those of who don't know because you were busy or whatever, Bart Stupak is this ALLEGEDLY pro-life Democrat who was supposed to vote against the health care bill but then didn't because Barack Hussein Obama our ALLEGED president agreed to ALLEGEDLY sign a continuing ban on using federal funds for abortion, though it's probably secretly like a coupon book actually for cheaper abortions that you have to have if want to be able to drive in this once-great country, knowing these guys. In short, he's a pretty hard-core communist, I think.
Anyway, when I saw that video, I was really inspired and proud, but when I showed it to my co-workers and my neighbors and this teenage kid that was sold me some frozen meat from out the back of his truck, most of them said they thought it just seemed angry and kinda violent and, I'm just quoting here, DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER, "dangerous and scary."
So then I thought, here's the problem. It's like church. When you go to church all the time, your heart gets aligned with the hearts of the other people in your church, so you understand really great, using the Holy Spirit, what everyone MEANT to say, not what they actually said. My heart right now is perfectly aligned with my brothers and sisters in the Tea Party, so when I hear these voicemail machine messages left on Bart Stupak's phone, I hear pride and love of God and country, not what they actually said.
So anyway, I was thinking, I could really help people better understand the Tea Party and these messages, by interpreting them for the heathen world. Also, I could help represent them better, show what they really mean, and so forth, and so on, hallelujah, praise God.
All right, then. HERE WE GO!!!!
MESSAGE # 1: "Congressman Stupak, you are one big piece of human s**t. And think about this: there are millions of people across the country, who wish you ill. And all of those thoughts projected on you will materialize into something that's not very good for you. We don't have to do anything but sit back and wish. Go to Hell, you piece of s**t."
Now, of course, it's just like the libs to hear a concerned citizen using her right to express herself about her love for her once-great country, the United States of America, and jump to all sorts of biased conclusions. To them, twisting reality like they do, they say this sounds like an angry lady (no wait, they're super "politically correct" or "PC" so they'd probably say, "gender-challenged individual," not "lady," they would, I know it) making a threat. But to patriots such as myself, we hear someone who loves her country and is vibrantly concerned about what's happening to it. We hear something more like this:
MESSAGE # 1 (translation): "Dear Congressman Stupak, Jesus Christ commanded us to love everyone, but to love our country even more. And right now, we are concerned that you have just destroyed our country forever, spiraling it downward into communism on a one-way street. Please re-consider what you have just done, because not only have you wrecked our whole country--sorry, sir, but you did--but you have placed your very soul at sure risk of eternal Hellfire. Consider your soul. Consider America."
MESSAGE 2: "Stupak, you're a low-life, baby-murdering, scumbag pile of steaming crap. You are a talented punk, Stupak, that's what you are, you and your family. You and your family are scum. You ought to fill your pockets with lead and jump in the Potomac. That's what you are Stupak, you're a piece of crap. We hate your guts here in the real world, America. We despise you and every punk like you, Stupak. Get out of office, get off our property!"
This one kinda makes me tear up, the love this man feels for his country is just brimming over, up, and out of his words. I can see him in my mind's eye, hand over his heart, eyes wet, collared shirt nicely tucked in, and the largest flag you have ever seen directly across from him. This man is a true patriot that the Tea Party can be proud to call its own.
MESSAGE #2 (translation): "Congressman Stupak, there is room enough in my heart for you, but I fear you will not choose to lodge there. Congressman Stupak, my love is boundless, as my love for my country proves, and should you choose to represent America in a truer way, it will be there for you and your family as well as for you. Until you begin to stop killing babies, however, and stop selling our country to communists and neo-socialists and Marxist-Leninists, I cannot give you my heart in its entirety. No sir, I cannot. I cannot give it you at all, for I fear you would not accept it. Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, once said, "Judge not, lest ye be not judged," but when the money-lenders came to the temple to give money they had stolen from the rich away to the poor who had not earned it, He drove them out with a whip, because he was the son of God, and truly knew God's heart, and knew that God cared for the people too much to burden them with riches they did not truly deserve. Congressman Stupak, I will probably not be voting for you during the next election, for I cannot do so in good conscience, knowing that you kill and probably rape babies."
There are a bunch of other messages from other patriots--one says, "I hope you bleed out your a**, got cancer and die, you mother f***er"--but they all basically mean the same things, as anyone truly in tune with our movement would tell you--a message of love of country, frustration over government, and fear for the future.
Well, that health care bill was pretty much the worst thing that's ever happened to America, and my name-sharing pal Michael Savage confirmed as much last night on his show, when a man called in to talk about a frightening nightmare he had about a red bird and a white bull and figured it really was all about Obama and the health-care bill.
But some good may come of this health-care mess yet!!!!
It turns out that nothing really lights a fire under a nation's people like taking all their money and giving most of it to a bunch of nobodies whose ancestors didn't even come from Europe, and giving the rest of it to baby-killing abortion clinics and senior-citizen murdering death squads, and now the people are FINALLY getting angry and taking action!!!
There have been a lot of very angry threats made lately, both to those always-traitorous Democrat "thugs" like Obama and Pelosi, and to others like this guy "Bart Stupak" who we thought was cool but who it turns out was THE one key guy in letting that health care monstrosity pass the hallowed halls of our nation's once-sacred-and-holy Capitol. Turns out he was planning on doing that all along and was just, like, putting on a little show for us all by protesting it!!!!!
ANYWAY, I just feel that it's my duty to say on behalf of myself, Tea Party New Mexico, and the Northeast Albuquerque Patriots, that I cannot approve of these many threats. I cannot sanction them. I cannot.
Why, you might ask? Perhaps that is something you might ask. I can imagine YOU, in my mind, asking ME that very same question.
Well, since you asked, for starters, they're way, way, way too unorganized in how they're made. They're real sloppy, and half the time they're made in some out-of-the-way corner of the Internet like "Twitter.com" where people write these tiny little messages to whoever or nobody, and no one even sees them until the liberal news people find them and start waving them around and yelling.
As someone with a long history of Costco work, I know that even if you have the giant boxes of SuperPretzels on sale, no one's going to buy them unless they're visible. If you hide them away behind plastic sacks of green beans or whatever, it doesn't even matter if they come with like a free piece of a gold brick or some rare and precious coral or whatever, (though of course they never do, that's just me thinking out loud) no one's gonna buy them if they don't know where they are, OK?!
I really just like staying at home and watching TV and spending other quality time with my family, so I'm honestly not into the whole "armed rebellion" thing yet that all my other Tea Party buddies are always talking about, because it seems like that would just really upset my daily normal life, you know, and I kind of like my life. That's my other reason for not approving of all the threats that have been made. I mean, if we all join in on that, how am I supposed to write a blog and go to fun meetings and have a family and work at Costco or host a hit show if I'm jail or foraging for canned food on the run or whatever, you know?
IF I WAS a more-violent person though, and if I was into pointing a gun at anything besides just animals and fish, that is to say, if I was like some of my other Tea Party pals and those guys in the Glenn Beck "forum," I'd probably suggest that all the people making and carrying out threats get a bit more organized, you know? It would seem to me that you gotta get more organized than just one guy throwing a brick through a window, or another one or two "tweeting" on their phones or whatever-you-call-it to their two friends--I mean, it just seems like no one's really in charge, right?
You would think for any sort of real revolution to really happen, there would really need to be like a...a...a like, (online?) Threat Database, or something, where everyone who's looking to get going on some sort of rebellion or revolution against the federal government and its "representatives" can get together and, you know, coordinate their efforts better.
But really, I don't want any sort of violence. I found out the hard way that I am not well-suited for violent action. Uncle Sam himself said my lungs were far too weak for the battlefield, and so my discharge was a highly honorable one. I'm more into drinking beer and going to rallies.
There is a truly real problem, however, nowadays that even when people's hearts are in the right place, they just don't have the years of organizational experience needed to stock the movement with the supplies it needs and to keep it all clean while doing so and also recognizing the needs of customers and newer employees, all while keeping a cheerful smile on your face and appearing ready to answer a question at a moment's notice, or clean up a spill, or break down a bunch of boxes to take out to the back. This is especially a problem with Obama. He just doesn't seem to realize that not everyone can drive the forklift, and only people with some seniority are allowed to remove heavy pallets of merchandise from the very top shelves.
Well, It has finally, finally begun. It has started. HERE--WE--GO!!!!!!!
I have sent off my letter to Fox News, making it known that I am prepared to be an on-air host of a nationally syndicated television talk show. Before doing so, I spoke at length with a number of highly knowledgeable people-in-the-know, friends of people I work with, who informed me that the most important thing was to be confident: to tell, not ask. Also, they told me a lot of real important "industry lingo," like "on-air" and "talent" and "on-air talent."
Anyway, so here's what I sent, to Resumes@foxnews.com:
Dear Fox News Channel,
I am pleased to announce that I have recently become available as on-air talent in the field of professional nationally syndicated television talk-show host people.
I am very, very, very, very, very interested in hosting a half-an-hour or a full-hour show for your esteemed, award-winning cable news network, something along the lines of what Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly do but in a much more conservative and Real American sort of way.
I am aware that you wish to see resumes for all your future on-air talent, and I will be happy to send you such a thing in the very near future, upon request. However, for now, I believe that all you really need to hear is that I AM AN AMERICAN--a true American, born and raised here in the United States of America, and I love my country. At least...I love what it used to be. I love what its Christian founders intended it to be, and I am willing to fight with my words to get it back to what it once was and what it may still one day be again.
Also, my resume shows mostly what people call "service jobs" and a brief stint in the Army for which I was HONORABLY discharged for unfortunate health reasons, so I am really just getting started in show business. You saw that right: I am also a veteran, although I never really saw combat. Still, I know what it's like to prepare for it. To fear it. To live it. To be ready to die for one's country.
Also, know this: I am not ashamed to speak the words of a true patriot, and those words are my own words. I am not ashamed to speak the truth in defense of freedom and liberty and the American way.
Currently, I am an employee of an Albuquerque-area Costco, and so at least initially my hours may be a problem concerning hosting the show. However, should the job pay enough for me to support my family (three children and a wife), I would most likely inform my Albuquerque-area employer (Costco) that I will be quitting that job to focus on my award-winning show. They're a pretty good employer, but given the choice between them and a job that would allow me to serve as a mouthpiece for the Tea Party, for the True American Right in this country, and for the deepest-held feelings of my heart, I would have to pick the job that allowed me to do the "latter." I could also move to wherever it is that you are located, if that was necessary, as I am used to just picking up and moving for work opportunities.
I am originally from Texas, near Tulia, and still have a slight accent, but I know you are a network that favors the people, and as Texans are truly American people, I hope that will not be a problem.
Please let me know what I will need to do next to begin preparing to host my show, what I will need to wear, et cetera. I am not exactly "college-educated," but I am a high-school graduate, and I am EXPERIENCED, and I do know what's in my heart, and what God wants for America.
Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,
Patriotically, excitedly, ready to go, One of your biggest supporters and future(!!!!!!) employees,
Michael Weiner, Patriot
Albuquerque, New Mexico
P.S. I realize I am in the proud possession of the same name as radio talk-show giant Michael Savage, but I am not him. I would say that is merely a coincidence, but I believe that there truly are no coincidences and that when God places a stumbling block in our pathway it is actually a stepping stone. Also, I do not believe that sharing a name with Michael Savage is a stumbling block. In fact, I am proud to share a name with him, and I only wish he were more proud to share one with me. He changed his name. Perhaps when more people have heard of me because of my TV show, he will change his back. That will be really confusing then, haha!!!!
Sincerely,
Michael Weiner, Patriot
Albuquerque, New Mexico
What do you think? I feel very, very good about this, though of course it's all just a little too good to be true. If any of my readers would like to help me out in this great cause, please e-mail Fox News at Resumes@foxnews.com and let them know that you would watch Michael Weiner in any "time slot"!!!
(This is not a picture of me, but it does represent what we should all be doing right now, in the face of this, the greatest takeover of American Democracy since maybe ever.)
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Americans!--
that is to say, former-Americans, people who once considered themselves citizens of God's most blessed country on this, the Earth, the planet he made in his infinite wisdom--
Americans!--
that is to say, people who now have no country to call their own since this once-great nation was officially disbanded by the communists and terrorist-sympathizers and baby-killers of the so-called Left, thanks for nothing Obama and Pelosi!!!--
Americans!--
that is to say, the last great patriots of this once proud and true nation that is now no more upon the nailing of the final nail into into this once-great nation's final coffin, last night's Health Care swindle--
Americans, I know you have wondered.
You have wondered, in this time of great crisis, in this hour of our most dire and essential need, why I have been so silent. Why I have been so vocally tiny. Why I have been so wildy lost and stormswept, so cloudy and so aloof, so silently, dare I say it, "unAmerican." Well, Americans, this is why: my heart. My heart has been broken. My heart has been torn asunder by Obama's wild hyenas, strangled by the vines of his green-outside/red-inside African gourd/watermelon patch, trampled by his bureaucratic wildebeests, and stolen away like a cheap pen by his commie-liberal-socialist-Marxist swindlers and thieves.
The Lord knows your heart, Kenyan!! The Lord knows of the pact you made with his fiercest enemy, indeed with that fallen angel Satan himself, evil incarnate!!!
Here I have been, knowing that our great country was going down the toilet, one vote at a time, and all I could do was warn and inspire, warn...and inspire.
Warn. And Inspire.
Hoping I could perhaps change a heart or two or three or four or five, I penned a heartfelt tribute, a tribute to our flag, Old Glory, "the Stars and Stripes," the Star-Spangled Banner as it is often called. Some would call it just a piece of cloth, but not I. Some would call it a clothpiece, BUT NOT I.
AMERICANS!!! Hoping it would lighten the souls of this fallen country, turn its hearts and minds to Christ and to patriotism, I penned a great and important message to America's troops and non-troops. Hoping it would crack the darkness sending beams of His glorious light shining upon the traitors and their dark deeds, but NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!
No, like the prophets of old, I spoke, and with what was I rewarded? Chocolates? Trinkets? A garland of flowers upon my frail American neck? A simple peace of mind???!!! NO!!!! I was rewarded with unpatriotic nitpicking and hairsplitting--with e-mails like the one from liberal communist God-hater Jeffrey Smith (spacebetweenvans@yahoo.com), saying that "your sentiments are obviously sincere and from a place of genuine (although uninformed) concern, but literally everything you said about the flag seems to be incorrect, created whole-cloth out of your own racist ideology and Christian beliefs. Check your facts first next time, or better yet, just stay off the Internet, please."
Or this one from likely terrorist-sympathizer Robert Weimer (rweimer@earthlink.net), who said that "You had better read up on the colors, stripes, and the stars of our flag.
"13 stripes represent the the thirteen original states. The stars represent each and every individual state in the union. The original flag was sown by Betsy Ross in the late 1700's-early1800's (I don't remember for sure), in Philadelphia. There have been several modifiications done to the USA flag through the years. And did you know that if the flag is hung upside down, it means distress?"
Those are some fightin' words from someone who doesn't even know what CENTURY the flag was made in, ROBERT!!!
So what did I get for my efforts? What did I get? What did I GET??? Well, I'll tell what I got, I got ingratitude. And more than that, I got nothing!!! Silence!!! How many people commented on my article to thank me for my words??? NONE!!! ZERO!!!!! I am sick of this crap!!!
...Then I calmed down a little, and I got to thinking. I KNOW people read this website, because when I talk to my Tea party friends at work, they tell me they read it when I ask them. Also, people on other Tea Party websites have told me they read it, and people on Craigslist.com have told me they read it. Also, I get lots of e-mails from people telling my how great my website is or, if they're unpatriotic scumbag lefties, how "bigoted" or "ignorant" or whatever they think I am.
So here's what I think: two things. One, I think liberals are "hacking" this Internet account, maybe government-santioned liberals snooping around for Obama, and deleting my comments from people who have read my articles and loved them, trying to demoralize me. There is a vast Left-Wing conspiracy underway, and I have got a giant target painted on my chest and back and head. They want me to give up and the surest way, they figure, is to make me think that no one is listening. WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S NOT LISTENING!!!!
The other thing I think might maybe be going on is that the Internet is just not as popular as it once was. In the 1990s, everyone was very into "the Net," with that movie and everything, but nowadays with the economy the way it is (terrible!!!), people are turning more and more to TV and their cell phones--turning away from God and his message, and toward the World and all its pleasures of the flesh. No one has time for the website of the 700 Club when they are busy undermining democracy and watching pornography!!!
Either way, I think the Internet has been my problem in getting the word out about the Tea Party, and about the Dems' threat to democracy as we knew it, because it's easy to mess with and no one's really reading it anyway, at least not the young fresh audience we need to attract to our message.
What I need is nationally syndicated television talk show, and so I am happy to announce that starting today, I will be proudly endeavoring to become the host of an award-winning nationally syndicated television talk-show on either Fox News or, if I have to, CNN, which is another cable news channel.
This may take a couple of weeks, but with God's help I know that in the end, I will be able to represent the last true American patriots to a nation who has ears but so far has not been able to hear. I will be speaking not just to Albuquerque's far-left Craigslist.com posters, but to everyone, to the world, to all those who need to hear what I have to say, the words that God Himself has placed in my heart to share: words like, "the Government needs to stay out of our private business!!!" Words like, "Gay marriage is an abomination before the Lord and needs to be banned!!!" Words like, "Tort Reform!!"
In the end, we will be able to look back with pride and say, "We really accomplished something there. And we did it, together, with Michael Weiner's help and inspiration."
Only then can we begin to truly, truly, truly heal.
Obamacare, I have just heard, has passed the House, the Senate, and the Senate-House. America, as we know it, is no more.
Well sure, people will keep on CALLING it "America," but you and I and you all know that that is just like a figure of speech. America is now no more American than Communist Russia, with all the wealth so many have worked so hard for, now taken away from those hard-working Americans who earned it, and distributed freely to any Tom, Dick, and Harry, to the North, Southeast, and West, let the winds of change blow where they may.
Here's a joke that America just had told to it, and instead of saying that's not funny, just laughed and laughed and laughed:
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?"
"A Kenyan Muslim disguised as a half-white lawyer whose secret goal is to turn your country into a communist dictatorship."
I put the words you are about to read up on Craigslist.com yesterday, but felt I had really managed to say just what was in my heart about the American flag, the only flag that matters, really pretty kinda well, so I am going to put them up or "post" them here as well.
I feel they deserve to touch other lives as well as those on Craigslist.com. Feel free to print them out for use in your church or youth group or for motivational speaking engagements. They are not copyrighted, not yet anyway. They are from my heart and my head, and they are all about Old Glory, the American Flag, and what it means to me. The first part is about me, and after I wrote that, a bunch of liberal idiots wrote stuff about how our beloved flag is "just a piece of cloth" made in China, so then I wrote part two, which I think really captures something very special and true.
PART ONE: OLD GLORY, THE FLAG
Today I somehow ended up spending a couple of hours just sitting on my front porch, just holding a little flag my daughter got at a parade last year, just staring at that little flag and quietly crying the real, salty tears of a grown American patriot. I don't reckon any of this once-great nation's liberal book-worshipers out there could ever really know what it means to love one's country so much that it makes a man cry just to think about where it's heading. I don't reckon they do.
Their hearts are probably far too hard for that.
Long live America, the America of my youth.
PART TWO: NOT JUST A PIECE OF CLOTH
The American flag is NOT just a piece of cloth!! It is a symbol, anointed by God, of all that is just and holy and wonderful in this once-great nation, the United States of America!!!
RED! For the blood of patriots, and the thickening blood of tyrants that waters the tree of liberty! RED! For this country's amazing sunsets, the best in the world. RED! For our LOVE of God, the Bible, and the red, red dirt of the land. WHITE! For the faces of our founders, God keep their blessed souls. WHITE! For the purity of Christ's blessed love which he bestows freely upon all who will accept it, and cursed be they for all eternity that don't. WHITE! For the snows of Mount Rushmore and the snows of all American mountains. BLUE! For the skies above our country's many buildings and churches! BLUE! For the oceans that help protect our borders. BLUE! For the turquoise and other precious blue stones in our many profitable and important mines.
STRIPES! For reasons too sacred to discuss here fully, not in such an irreverent place as the Internet. STARS! For the stars in the eyes of all those for whom freedom is a dream and that dream is America.
The American flag has a spirit! The American flag has a soul!
When it is made, it right there right away ceases to be just a piece of cloth! It is a precious entity, and it deserves our love and our respect and our admiration! The American flag! The American flag! The American flag! I shed a tear for this once-great nation! I shed a tear for our once-beloved flag! I shed a tear for you, flag! I shed a tear! My arms are open to you!, and I will protect you from the fiery mobs and the boots that trample. I will protect you from the lies and the slander! I will protect you from the vicious dogs and their drool-slavering jaws! I will protect you from Richard Dawkins! I will protect you from Al Gore! I will protect you from your Kenyan oppressor! My heart belongs to you, because in you I see God's promised land, and God's promises are always covenants! Two-way promises! I will raise arms in your defense! I will shout truths from the rooftops in your name! I will defend you! I will! I will! I will!
When I was younger, I was not the politically minded dynamo you see before you today. I was not the man I am now, with a gun under the bed, and a gun above the bed, and a gun in my living room, and a copy of the constitution framed in the kitchen and another copy not framed but just left in the bathroom for casual reading. Also, I did not have all the flags I now have, and the one I did have I only got out on special holidays.
No, I am ashamed to say, when I was younger, I was a lost soul. Sure, I listened to talk radio every day and talked about this country a lot and what needed to be done, and sure, I went to the big rally when George Bush Sr. came to town and even shook his hand once as he hurried past and shook hands with other people too, and sure, I had a couple of guns then too, but I was not the patriot I am today, no sir, not at all. For starters, I did not have a blog. Hell, I didn't really even know what a blog was until a couple of weeks ago, but look at me now! Here I am!!! Here I go!!! Off and running!! Also, I was not active in the Tea Party or even the Republican party, volunteering and stuff and going to meetings like now.
Anyway, when I was younger, my Mom and Dad used to say to me, "Michael, this country of ours is going right down the sh*tter, and what the h*ll are you doing about it? Nothing!" (Mom always had kind of a salty mouth. Sorry about that.) She was right of course, I was a worthless p.o.s., but she is going to be so proud of me now. Because now: look--look at this:
Did you see that? Did you see that guy with the red hat in the background? THAT WAS ME!! Two times!
Mom, I have seen the error of my ways. I am now an active patriot. That was me, getting active with the Tea Party, fighting for the soul of this country! Nearly Thirty-one years old, and it was all leading up to this!!!
My point is, America, that it's never too late for any of us to change our ways. Those of us who are already patriots can be better patriots!!! (That's what happened to me.) Those of us who are traitors and doubters can stop being traitors and start being patriots! I see the Lord's hand working on people like this ALL THE TIME.
Over at Craigslist.com's Albuquerque politics page, I have been writing a lot of little messages, and at first people were really just angry, the liberals were just so mean and angry, but over time, I have seen their hearts soften and their minds open, and I honestly think I have been able to convert at least one or two of them to the Tea Party and maybe also to Christ. It's like they were just on the edge of getting involved, and then they heard a man speak from his heart, heard a man exhort them to change their ways, and something just clicked inside of them. It is WONDERFUL to watch happen, and it can happen to you too!! Never give up, patriots!!
Today I was real pleased to discovered that my computer isn't one of those kind of computers that can only write in capital letters. This was a real treat to me to find out, as now I will be able to write words that match how I think like a whole lot better, and I will be able to only emphasize words by making them capital letters when I want to, instead of all the time like I was doing.
I'm ashamed to say that it was a Godless liberal progressive, probably someone who would force the government to gay-marry me to my neighbors, who showed me where the "Caps Lock" button is on my computer, which is the button you can press to make the letters not be all capital letters or, if you press it again, make them all be capital letters, like I was writing before he showed me that. I guess even traitors to this great country can do something good once in a very rare while.
Anyway, thank you Internet commie lib Craigslist guy, for the helpful computer advice. Today, a patriot thanks you. Tomorrow, we are enemies once more.
SOMETIMES WHEN I AM FEELING REALLY DISCOURAGED THAT THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME KIND OF LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO TURN US ALL INTO BABY-KILLING COMMUNISTS, AND NO ONE GOES TO CHURCH ANY MORE, AND THE LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT CAPITALISM/FREEDOM IS DEAD, IT HELPS ME TO HAVE LIKE A LITTLE TINY SMALL VICTORY AGAINST THE LIBERAL ELITE WHO ARE SEEKING TO UNDERMINE THIS ONCE GREAT NATION--TO REALIZE, AS JESUS TAUGHT, THAT EVEN IF I HAVE A BEAM IN MY EYE I SHOULD REMEMBER TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE "MOTE" IN MY "BROTHER'S."
RECENTLY, I HAD A SMALL VICTORY THAT REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS, AND THOUGH I HAD TO FIGHT FOR IT, IT REFUELED ME FOR THE MANY CHALLENGES STILL AHEAD AND WAS WELL WORTH THE EXPENSE AND EFFORT TO ME.
THIS LITTLE SUCCESS HAPPENED ON A NEW WEBSITE I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS KNOWN AS "CRAIGSLIST.COM" CRAIGSLIST.COM IS A WEBSITE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO WRITE FREE ADVERTISEMENTS ON IT WHERE PEOPLE CAN READ THEM ON THE INTERNET, AND I DECIDED, AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT WEBSITE, TO ADVERTISE THERE FOR MY WEBSITE, TEAPARTYNEWMEXICO.BLOGSPOT.COM, WHICH IS A REALLY ENJOYABLE AND VERY PATRIOTIC TEA PARTY BLOG THAT YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU ARE EVER INTERESTED IN READING ABOUT WHAT PATRIOTS THINK OF ALL THESE PROBLEMS WE ARE FACING TODAY AND WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THEM.
AS I SADLY EXPECTED, MY AD WAS ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF KNOW-NOTHING LIBS WHO, INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING MY ARGUMENTS CHOSE TO YELL ANGRY LIBERAL INSULTS AT ME, PROVING ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THEM. BUT, TRUTH PREVAILED, AND I WAS ABLE TO SCORE A SMALL VICTORY THAT HAS REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS.
HERE ARE PARTS OF OUR DISCUSSION:
LIB: "Are they all so ignorant that they are only capable of typing in caps? I already know they are only capable of typing in stupid!!."
ME: "DEAR SIR ("NOT!!!!"),
THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO ATTACKING MY CHOICE OF HEADWEAR HAT JUST SHOWS THAT YOUR ARGUMENT HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON AND YOU HAVE TO ATTACK THE INDIVIDUAL, THAT IS TO SAY, ME!!!
I AM EVERY LIBERAL'S WORST NIGHTMARE--I'M THAT GOD-FEARING, FLAG-SALUTING, GUN-TOTING RIGHT-WING REDNECK YOUR COLLEGE PROFESSOR WARNED YOU ABOUT!!! (I SAW THAT ON A STICKER.)
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ATTACKING WHAT YOU ONLY THINK I BELIEVE, FINE, JUST BE IGNORANT LIKE THAT. IF INSTEAD YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACTUALLY READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY (SEE http://teapartynewmexico.blogspot.com/, NEW MEXICO'S MOST PATRIOTIC WEBSITE) AND THEN HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR DIFFERENCES, YOU COMMIE RAT BASTARD, THEN THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE WITH ME AND A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE CIVILIZED, YOU PINKO SCUM DOG-AND-CAT-RAPIST (PROBABLY)!!!
IT IS UNINFORMED "PROGRESSIVE" TRAITORS SUCH AS YOU THAT ARE DRAGGING POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN THIS COUNTRY DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF A GARDEN-VARIETY SHOUTING MATCH. YOU ARE TRAMPLING ALL OVER THE FLAG IN THE NAME OF YOUR FALSE GODS, AL GORE AND RICHARD DAWKINS. HEY, AL GORE, WAY TO INVENT THE INTERNET!!!! TOO BAD IT'S ALL GONNA BE UNDERWATER SOON CAUSE THE POLAR BEARS ARE ALL DEAD!! AND HEY RICHARD, IS IT HOT ENOUGH DOWN THERE FOR YA??!?!?"
LIB:"You ignorant, bigoted, texas sheepfucker - You obviously have acquired a old computer and are using dial up but HEY you discovered a way to write somewhere other then the wall of the local restroom. Caps refers to TYPING EVERYTHING LIKE THIS _ LIKE YOU ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS!!! WRITING IN CAPITALS ONLY!!!
How stupid can you be? If you cannot even comprehend this basic factoid how can you even begin to understand the intricacies of the political process other then chanting "U.S.A"?"
ME: "WELL, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY TYPING CAPITAL LETTERS, OKAY, BUT THAT'S ALL MY COMPUTER DOES, YOU FOOL!! YOU CALL ME DUMB AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!! IT IS "ALL CAPS," BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SOME COMPUTERS ARE JUST LIKE THAT, AND I KNOW THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MINE IS!!! ANYTHING I WRITE ON IT LOOKS LIKE THAT, YOU DUMB COMMIE LIB, BECAUSE IT'S AN "A G NEOVO" COMPUTER AND A "BOSE" COMPUTER AND THOSE KINDS OF COMPUTERS ARE LIKE THAT, ASK ANYONE, THEY'LL TELL YOU!"
AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAD THE LAST WORD. AS I'VE SHOWN BEFORE, I KNOW HOW TO RENDER THEM SPEECHLESS!! THANK GOD FOR SMALL VICTORIES!!!
WELL, YESTERDAY WAS A REAL WEIRD AND STRANGE DAY FOR TRUE-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOTS.
DARK CLOUDS CAME ABOUT MY HEAD AND THREATENED TO RAIN DOWN ON THE FORCES OF GOOD IN THIS COUNTRY, BUT I PERSISTED IN MY FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND THE TREE OF LIBERTY WAS NOURISHED!!!
BUT LET ME JUST START AT THE BEGINNING. MY BOSS WAS ON VACATION, SO A BUNCH OF US WENT HOME EARLY, AND THERE I WAS DRIVING HOME. I DECIDED I WOULD STOP BY THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL, WHICH IS LIKE THE REAL HOME OF TEA PARTY PEOPLE HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE. PATRIOTIC PEOPLE HERE LIKE TO EAT WITH THE CONSTITUTION IN CLEAR SIGHT OF US, THE WAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS MEANT US TO EAT, AND THAT PLACE HAS ONE.
SO I CALLED SOME OF MY COWORKERS TO MEET ME THERE, AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD, BUT THEN I GOT THERE AND NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP CAUSE I GUESS THEY WERE PROBABLY PRETTY BUSY OR WHATEVER. I THINK THEY'RE ALL TRUE PATRIOTS, BUT NOW I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
ANYWAY, I HAD A BUNCH OF MY BUSINESS CARDS FOR THIS WEBSITE IN MY POCKET, THAT I PRINTED OUT ON MY COMPUTER AND CUT OUT, SO I BROUGHT IN A STACK TO ASK IF THE PEOPLE THERE WOULD HAND THEM OUT FOR ME, BUT THE LADY AT THE ENTRANCE WAS KINDA ACTING LIKE A GUARD DOG, STANDING LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE THERE BLOCKING MY WAY IN AND ACTING REAL LIKE CONDESCENDING-LIKE BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET PEOPLE THERE BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE SO I JUST GOT REAL UNCOMFORTABLE AND KIND OF JUST WANTED TO RUN AWAY, YOU KNOW.
SO I CALLED MY "FRIENDS" FROM WORK ON MY KINDA NEWISH CELL PHONE BUT THEY WEREN'T ANSWERING ME, SO THEN I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I COULD GO BACK IN BECAUSE I WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSED TO BE STOOD UP LIKE THAT IN A REAL IMPORTANT PATRIOT EATING PLACE LIKE THAT, SO I JUST DECIDED I WOULD PUT MY BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THEIR PARKING LOT, WHICH I DID.
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN, BUT I WAS STILL FEELING KINDA DITCHED AND LIED TO, WHICH ANY RED-AND-TRUE-BLOODED PATRIOT WILL TELL YOU IS SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS MAKES PEOPLE LIKE US REALLY MAD. WHEN A PATRIOT TELLS YOU HE WILL DO SOMETHING, HE USUALLY WILL. THESE PEOPLE MAY WEAR RED WHITE AND BLUE AND VOTE WITH GOD, BUT WHEN THE SITUATION GETS TOUGH, THEY JUST RUN ON HOME OR BACK TO COSTCO OR WHEREVER. THANKS FOR NOTHING, TIM, KATHERINE, AND JERRY, IF YOU EVER READ THIS AND I HOPE YOU DO!!!!
TRAITORS!!
ANYWAY, THEN I PUT BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE LAUNDROMAT NEXT TO THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL TOO, IN CASE SOME OF THEM WERE PATRIOTS TOO OR MAYBE DIRTY LIBS WHO MIGHT BE TOUCHED BY SOMETHING THEY READ ON MY WEBSITE AND CHANGE THEIR WAYS. ("LET HE WHO HAS NO SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE." "GO AND SIN NO MORE.")
THEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT CHANGED MY WHOLE DAY AND GAVE ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT AND MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT AS WELL. I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO GO THROUGH THIS LIFE, REALLY, IS TO BE ALWAYS READY FOR LIKE A SPECIAL LESSON FROM ABOVE. THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS AND SURELY HE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT ARE WONDROUS TO BEHOLD.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CROSS MONTGOMERY BOULEVARD AND SEE IF THERE WERE MAYBE SOME OTHER CARS I COULD LEAVE MY CARDS ON, WHEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT REALLY STRUCK ME. IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD, BRAVE AND TRUE, THAT FLEW DOWN TO PECK AT LIKE A FRY OR A PIECE OF TRASH OR SOMETHING ON THE ROAD. THERE WAS NOTHING REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT, WAS PROBABLY A SPARROW OR WHATEVER, JUST LIKE A MILLION OTHERS, BUT FOR SOME REASON THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE AND I SIMPLY COULD NOT IGNORE IT.
I WATCHED THIS LITTLE BIRD, PECK, PECK, PECK AWAY AT THAT OLD SCRAP OF BREAD OR WHATEVER IT WAS, AND THEN, BLAMM!!, A BIG OLD TRUCK CAME LIKE RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHED IT RIGHT FLAT ON THE ROAD. THE BIRD WAS SO BUSY EATING THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE.
NOW, I'M NOT LIKE SOME ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKO WHO THINKS ANIMALS ARE MORE IMPORTANT OR AS IMPORTANT OR EVEN CLOSE TO AS IMPORTANT AS HUMAN BEINGS CREATED IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE, AND IN FACT I'VE GOT A HUGE FREEZER IN MY GARAGE FULL OF DEAD FISH AND BIRDS THAT IF THEY AREN'T TOO FREEZER-BURNED FROM BEING IN THERE SO LONG WILL MAKE ME A REALLY GOOD MEAL ONE DAY THAT I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT AT ALL ABOUT KILLING, STORING, MOVING TO ALBUQUERQUE, AND THEN EATING. I'M A MEMBER OF THE REAL PETA, "PEOPLE WHO EAT TASTY ANIMALS," HA HA HA. I SAW THAT ON A SHIRT.
ANYWAY, BUT THIS LITTLE BIRD, MAYBE JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER SAW IT COMING, HE JUST MADE ME REAL, REAL SAD. AFTER THE TRAFFIC SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE I WALKED OUT TO SEE IF MAYBE IT WAS OKAY, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A BLOODY SPOT WHERE THE BIRD HAD BEEN, AND I REALIZED I HAD ACTUALLY PROBABLY JUST IMAGINED IT, BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ANY TRASH OR FOOD OR WHATEVER IN THE ROAD EITHER.
SO THEN I WALKED BACK TO MY VEHICLE, STILL FEELING LIKE JUST AS SAD AS IF THE BIRD HAD REALLY BEEN REAL, AND I GOT INTO THE FRONT SEAT, AND I JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED FOR GOING ON CLOSE TO AN HOUR AND A HALF. JUST, LIKE, WEEPING, I DON'T WHAT WAS GOING ON, IT WAS REAL WEIRD. IT WAS OKAY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG, CAUSE MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS AT WORK ANYWAY, BUT MAN, THAT JUST KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT.
AFTER I FINALLY STOPPED CRYING, I DROVE KINDA REAL SLOW OUT OF THE LOT AND I TURNED ON THE RADIO, AND THERE WAS GLENN BECK, OLD PATRIOT RADIO FRIEND, AND HE KIND OF MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT ALL. FOR A WHILE ANYWAY, BUT THE SECOND CRYING SPELL DIDN'T LAST EVEN CLOSE AS LONG AND NOW I'M ALL BETTER.
THAT WASN'T REALLY ME EITHER. I WAS HAVING LIKE SOME KIND OF EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? I THINK THE LORD WAS TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE, TELLING ME THAT WHAT I'M DOING, GETTING ACTIVE WITH SOME REAL PATRIOTS, YOU KNOW, IS LIKE THE RIGHT THING AND HE APPROVES AND IT IS PLEASING UNTO HIM. I'M ABOUT 99.999% PERCENT SURE THAT THAT'S WHAT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT.
AS ANY TRUE PATRIOT WHO HAS EVER TAKEN A STAND WILL TELL YOU, WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, BE PREPARED TO BE ATTACKED.WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE, BE PREPARED FOR IT TO BE STOLEN BY BLACK-MARKET ORGAN DONORS.WHEN YOU STAND TALL ATOP MOUNTLIBERTY, BE PREPARED FOR ANGRY LIBERALS TO THROW BRICKS AT YOUR FOREHEAD.THIS IS JUST THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, LIKE IT OR NOT.
PAUL REVERE DEALT WITH THE SAME PROBLEMS.HE RODE ALL NIGHT TO WARN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THE BRITISH “COAT-REDS” WERE ON THE WARPATH, AND THAT VERY NIGHT WAS KILLED FOR HIS PATRIOTIC ACTIONS.HE UNDERSTOOD THOUGH, THAT THE CALLING OF “TRUE PATRIOT” WAS OFTENTIMES A DANGEROUS ONE, AND HE ACCEPTED THAT DANGER IN THE NAME OF GOD’S OWN COUNTRY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
IN A SIMILAR WAY, WHEN I DECIDED TO START THIS, NEW MEXICO’S MOST AMERICAN AND PATRIOTIC BLOG, I HAD TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THAT I WAS BASICALLY PAINTING A BIG OLD BULLSEYEON MY FAMILY AND MYSELF.I KNEW THAT EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE WOULD NOT MEET MY “GOOD NEWS” OF LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, WITH OPEN ARMS, BUT WOULD MEET IT INSTEAD WITH VIOLENCE AND FEAR AND HATRED.THE MOB I ALWAYS FEARED WOULD SURROUND MY HOUSE ANGRILY WAVING PEACE SIGNS AND SWASTIKAS HAS COME AT LAST.IT HAS COME, AND ITS NAME IS FRED.
FRED CAME TO TEAPARTYNEWMEXICO.BLOGSPOT.COM THIS MORNING, AND HE DID NOT COME HERE BECAUSE HE IS A PATRIOT.HE CAME HERE TO SIZE UP HIS AMERICAN OPPOSITION IN THE WAR FOR OUR NATION’S VALUES.HE IS, I CAN TELL BY HIS WORDS, A TRAITOR AMONG US, BUT EVEN TRAITORS HAVE A FEW RIGHTS (THOUGH MAYBE THEY SHOULDN’T) SO I WILL COPY HIS WORDS HERE AND RESPOND TO THEM, LINE BY LINE.
(“A FOOL SAYS THERE IS NO GOD,” IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE.JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.)
MY WIFE SHOWED ME HOW I CAN COPY HIS WORDS RIGHT INTO THIS ENTRY, SO THAT’S JUST WHAT I’LL DO.IT’S REAL EASY, YOU JUST KINDA MOVE THE COMPUTER MOUSE OVER THE WORDS YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO TYPE AGAIN, AND YOU LIKE, CLICK IT AGAIN I THINK, AND YOU MOVE IT OVER HERE, AND ALL RIGHT NOW, HERE WE GO.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE AN EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS.
I saw your posting on CL so thought I would take a look. I personally don't buy into the Tea Party thing but you have your right to express your opinion. I'm turned off for a couple of reasons: (1) I think its roots are based in racism although of course this will be denied
FIRST OF ALL FRED, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY WEBSITE, I DO APPRECIATE YOUR TIME, AND PLEASE TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS IF ANY OF THEM ARE MORE PATRIOTIC THAN YOU ARE THAT YOU THINK IT’S A REAL GOOD WEBSITE THEY OUGHT TO CHECK OUT.SECONDLY, THE TEA PARTY IS NOT A RACIST MOVEMENT.IF YOU HAD READ MY SITE WELL, INSTEAD OF JUST DISMISSING IT WITHOUT EVEN READING IT, YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT AT THE MOST RECENT TEA PARTY MEET AND GREET MEETING HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE, WE WATCHED A VIDEO OF GLEN BECK FANS AND ONE OF THEM WAS BLACK AND HE GAVE A GOOD LITTLE SERMON ABOUT FREEDOM AND LIBERTY.THE TEA PARTY IS NOT RACIST, AND THAT IS JUST A FACT.NICE TRY, COMRADE.
And (2) it seems one agenda I hear often from Tea Partiers is concern for the national debt which continues to spiral upward. Yet while George Bush was president, $5 Trillion was added without a peep from anyone. And this during good economic times. Even the patron saint of conservatives (Reagan) doubled the national debt. When he took over the White House, the national debt was $930 Billion and when he left it was $2.7 Trillion. Conservatives do not walk their talk. As a fiscal conservative it distresses me to see any deficit. I believe in paying our way. The only president to do that in my life time was Clinton, who ran annual budget surpluses during his last few years in office. He did this by raising taxes in 1993 so when the tech boom took place our country was able to fill its coffers for a few years and actually pay down our debt. Bush removed those tax increases and we went back to budget deficits again.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE ONCE MORE FOR HELPING ME WITH THE “CUT AND PASTE” FEATURE HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.THANK YOU DARLING, TODAY YOU ARE AIDING THE CAUSE OF LIBERTY AND REVOLUTION.THERE WOULD BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR YOU FOR THIS, IF THERE HADN’T BEEN ALREADY.
ANYWAY, I HAVE TO ADMIT WHENEVER I HEAR SOMEONE GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW GREAT SLICK WILLY BUBBA CLINTON WAS, MY EYES JUST KINDA GLAZE OVER CAUSE I KNOW YOU PROBABLY “DRANK THE KOOL-AID” ABOUT THAT GUY.WE ALL KNOW THAT GUY DIDN’T DO CRAP CAUSE HE WAS OFF IN THE BACK SEAT OF SOME BIG OLD VAN AT A DRIVE-IN MOVIE WITH A BUNCHA INTERNS DRINKING A SIX-PACK AND PLAYING NAKED TWISTER OR WHATEVER.AS FOR THAT OTHER STUFF, WE HAD A WAR YOU KNOW, AND WE HAD TO GO STOP SADDAM FROM STARTING ANOTHER 911 AGAIN.GEORGE W. BUSH ALLOWED GOD TO SPEAK TO HIM, SO WHEN YOU QUESTION HIS ACTIONS, REMEMBER, YOU MIGHT JUST BE QUESTIONING GOD AS WELL AND THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT THE LORD THY GOD, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.
(3) Tea Partiers like to use labels like socialist and communist without really understanding what those terms really mean. Because of America's system of checks and balances making America a socialist or communist country is virtually impossible. When it comes to social programs the US is way behind other advanced countries yet in those countries where they are in place there are no restrictions on personal freedoms.
NOTICE THAT PREMIERE FREDOCHEV HERE DIDN’T BOTHER TO MENTION WHICH COUNTRIES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICA, AND THINK HOW MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S JUST MAKING ALL THAT STUFF UP.I NEVER HEARD OF SOME COUNTRIES THAT ARE ALL SOCIALIST AND ALL FREE.THAT’S LIKE FINDING A TOWELL THAT’S ALL WET AND ALL DRY.OBAMA HAS BEEN TO RUSSIA!! HE HAS STOOD AND THEIR SOIL AND SHOOK HANDS WITH ITS TYRANTS.AND PLUS HE’S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT “THE WHITE MAN” AND ALL THAT.HE IS A KENYAN, THE FACTS ARE IN, AND HIS ONLY DESIRE IS TO TURN AMERICA INTO LIKE EITHER A RUSSIAN KENYA OR A KENYAN RUSSIA.WE NEED TO WATCH HIM VERY CLOSELY.
IN CONCLUSION, MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALL AND KEEP THE FLAME OF HOPE ALIVE IN ALL OF YOU, FOR TRULY THIS COUNTRY LIVES AND DIES WITH ITS CHRISTIAN SPIRIT.WHEN THAT SPIRIT WAVERS, SO DOES AMERICA.FRED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT, AND PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY IF I WAS A BIT HARSH WITH YOU, BUT IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO THAT MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND SEE THE TEA PARTY FOR THE BEACON OF LIGHT THAT IT IS.GOD BLESS, AND "GOOD DAY" (AS PAUL HARVEY USED TO SAY, R.I.P.)!!!
I REMEMBER ONCE I SAW THIS REAL GREAT SHIRT ABOUT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GOLFING AND I THOUGHT WAS REAL FUNNY AND IT MADE ME LAUGH LIKE A LOT! I DON'T GOLF MYSELF, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FUNNY.
ANYWAY, IT WAS REAL FUNNY, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT AGAIN TODAY AND I THOUGHT, THERE SHOULD BE LIKE A TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PATRIOTIC AMERICANS, FOR LIKE TEA PARTY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? SO I GOT OUT A PAPER BAG AND I WAS WRITING THEM DOWN, AND HERE'S WHAT I ENDED UP WITH:
THE TEN TEA PARTY COMMANDMENTS:
1. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
2. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE.
3. THOU SHALT NOT BOW DOWN THYSELF TO THEM, NOR SERVE THEM.
4. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN.
5. REMEMBER HIS SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY.
6. HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER.
7. THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
8. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.
9. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
10. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE, THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, NOR HIS MANSERVANT, NOR HIS MAIDSERVANT, NOR HIS OX, NOR HIS ASS, NOR ANY THING THAT IS THY NEIGHBOR'S.
I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY THE WAY IT ENDED UP, BUT AT FIRST IT HAD LIKE SOME REAL GOOD STUFF ABOUT OBAMA IN THERE THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. ANYWAY, BUT THEN I SAW THIS LITTLE PLASTIC-COVERED CARD MY WIFE HAD AND I WAS REAL EXCITED ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IT HAD ALL LIKE THE ORIGINAL TEN COMMANDMENTS ON IT, AND THEY ALL LOOKED PRETTY GOOD RIGHT THERE, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST USE THOSE, BECAUSE GOD WROTE THOSE ONES HIMSELF SO I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL, "DEAR GOD, MY LORD AND SAVIOR, THOSE WERE PRETTY GOOD THAT YOU WROTE, BUT WE NEED SOME DIFFERENT ONES FOR US." I WAS THINKING THAT WOULD BE LIKE BLASPHEMY, SO I JUST WENT WITH THE CLASSICS, YOU KNOW, RIGHT?
ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE VISITED MY WEBSITE YET, BUT I BET PROBABLY THERE'S LIKE MAYBE A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE THAT HAVE, I JUST DON'T KNOW. I THINK IF I'D HIT THAT MILLION MARK ALREADY I'D PROBABLY KNOW, LIKE SOMEONE WOULD HAVE CALLED ME TO INTERVIEW ME ON THE NEWS ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER. I'LL JUST KEEP PLUGGING ALONG RIGHT, JUST ONE PATRIOT DOING HIS PATRIOTIC PART TO SAVE HIS DYING COUNTRY, THAT'S ALL.
ANYWAY, IF I DO HAVE SOME READERS OUT THERE WHO ARE SMART ABOUT COMPUTERS, I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO PUT PICTURES AND STUFF ON MY WEBSITE, LIKE I'VE SEEN ON SOME OTHER WEBSITES. IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, PLEASE CONTACT ME, MICHAEL WEINER, BY EMAILING ME A MESSAGE AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS,
FROMMYCOLDDEADHANDSNEGRO@HOTMAIL.COM.
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP, YOU MY FANS AND READERS.
WELL, LAST NIGHT I AM HAPPY TO SAY, I ATTENDED THE FIRST ANNUAL (WELL, FOR ME IT WAS!!) ANNUAL NATIONAL TEA PARTY MEET AND GREET FOR PEOPLE IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, USA, AND IT WAS REALLY A HUGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!
THE ROOM WHERE THE MEET AND GREET MEETING WAS WAS FULL OF ROUND TABLES, AND PEOPLE WERE SITTING AROUND ALMOST ALL OF THEM, ALL PATRIOTS. I PAINTED MY FACE RED WHITE AND BLUE JUST FOR THE OCCASION, AND WAS SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS TO MEET SOME LIKE-MINDED PATRIOTS, I ALMOST THREW UP IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE I WENT IN, BUT I DIDN'T.
ANYWAY, THE EVENT WAS A BIG SUCCESS. ALMOST ALL THE TABLES WERE FULL AND THEY HAD A BIG SETUP WITH LOTS OF FRUIT AND SALAD STUFF TO EAT (BUT NO MEAT) AND I JUST WALKED AROUND SMILING AT EVERYONE, AT ALL THE PEOPLE, FEELING THE PRIDE OF BEING IN A ROOM FULL OF TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, REAL TRUE AMERICANS. I COULD TELL, JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM, THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE REALLY AMERICANS, AND WERE REALLY HONORING THEIR COUNTRY.
SOME OF THEM HAD FLAG COATS ON, AND FLAG SHIRTS (I WORE ONE OF MY THREE 9/11 SHIRTS), AND FLAG LAPEL PINS JUST LIKE REAL PATRIOTS DO. WALKING AROUND, I DIDN'T HEAR ANY LIBERAL THINGS LIKE "WELLFARE IS GOOD" OR "LET'S TAKE AWAY EVERYONE'S GUNS"--NO, I HEARD REAL AMERICAN THINGS LIKE ABOUT HOW GLOBAL WARMING IS A SHAM, AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY GREAT.
WHEN I CAME IN, AFTER PAYING THE TWENTY DOLLAR PATRIOT FEE AND BUYING A BOOK ABOUT TEA PARTY WAR, I SAT DOWN AT A TABLE NEAR THE MIDDLE AND THERE WAS A PODIUM SET UP ON A STAGE. THEY SHOWED A MOVIE OF PEOPLE FROM FUTURE PRESIDENT GLENN BECK'S BIG RALLY IN WASHINGTON, WHICH I GUESS WAS A TEA PARTY RALLY, AND IT WAS JUST REALLY GREAT. PEOPLE HAD A LOT OF GOOD OPINIONS IN THAT MOVIE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
THEN WE SAID THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO OUR NATION'S GREAT FLAG--"UNDER GOD"!
THEN A LADY CAME OUT AND TALKED, AND I DON'T THINK HER HUSBAND COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER, SHE DID REAL GREAT, AND SHE INTRODUCED A GUY NAMED JIM WHO WRITES A WEBSITE JUST LIKE MINE!! AND HE TALKED AND TALKED, AND IT ALL SOUNDED REAL GOOD. HE SAID PEOPLE LIKE TO SAY US TEA PARTIERS ARE ALL JUST ONE RACE, BUT DIDN'T WE ALL SEE THE "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" MAN TALKING IN THE VIDEO? IT'S TRUE, I SAW HIM!
THEN WE HAD SOME REAL GOOD FUN, YELLING "FREEDOM" FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE, LIKE IN THE MOVIE ABOUT THOSE SCOTTISH GUYS THAT MOONED ALL THOSE PEOPLE, AND THAT WAS REAL COOL. FREEDOM!!!!! FREEEEDDDDDOOOOM! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! MAN, THAT JUST GAVE ME CHILLS UP AND DOWN, YELLING THAT. I YELLED IT REAL LOUD, TOO.
THAT JIM GUY TALKED ABOUT GOD A LITTLE, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I WANTED. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO, LIKE, TELL US SOME GOOD BIBLE STORIES, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAD ENOUGH TIME. (I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE ABOUT MOSES.)
ANYWAY, WHAT ELSE...THIS ONE LADY TALKED ABOUT HOW SHE HADN'T VOTED SINCE REAGAN, BUT PEOPLE DIDN'T SEEM TO LIKE THAT ONE SO MUCH, SO SHE GOT OFF THE STAGE, AND THEN THERE WAS A SONG ON THE OVERHEAD RADIO, LIKE A REAL GREAT COUNTRY SONG ABOUT HOW THIS ONE LADY'S FAMILY HAD TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN HEALTHCARE, BUT THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, CAUSE THAT WAS THE AMERICAN (NOT THE SOCIALIST!!!) WAY.
THEN I WENT AROUND TO ALL THE BOOTHS AND TALKED TO PEOPLE. THERE WAS A REAL GOOD ONE ABOUT COAL THAT I REALLY LIKED, MAN IT WAS REAL GOOD. I GOT A STICKER THERE THAT SAID "SMASH THE WATERMELONS!" WHICH GOT ME ALL EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE A GUY SMASH WATERMELONS ONCE AT THE BIG ARENA, BUT THIS WASN'T THAT.
THE LADY EXPLAINED IT TO ME, SHE SAID, "OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION ARE WATERMELONS, BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE...THEY'RE RED. THEY'RE COMMIES. NEO-SOCIALISTS." I GOT A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" STICKER AT THAT BOOTH, WHICH WAS REALLY COOL, AND A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" PEN, AND SOME WATERMELON JELLYBEANS, AND IT WAS REAL GREAT. THEY ALSO HAD A BIG PIECE OF EITHER COAL OR OIL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WAS REAL NEAT TO TOUCH.
I SIGNED UP FOR A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS, AND THEY ANNOUNCED THEIR SIGN-MAKING PARTY DAY, APRIL 10, 11 AM AT THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL. I'LL BE THERE FOR SURE!!!! I'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A SIGN THAT'LL SAY "OBAMAGEDDON!" AND ANOTHER THAT WILL SAY "NOBAMA!"
I FORGOT, IN THAT BEGINNING PART, THEY MENTIONED THAT MAN WHO CRASHED HIS PLANE RIGHT INTO THE IRS BUILDING IN AUSTIN, AND THEY SAID BECAUSE OF THAT WE WON'T HAVE OUR APRIL 15TH PROTEST BY THE IRS BUILDING BECAUSE WE MIGHT GET SOME BAD PRESS FOR IT. THAT'S TRUE, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS SO LIBERAL, THEY PROBABLY WOULD SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT US THEN. LIBERALS!!!!
I TALKED TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE, AND ATE SOME FRUIT WHICH WAS REAL GOOD, AND I GOT A BUNCH OF FLIERS AND MET SOME OF THE CANDIDATES, REAL PATRIOTS WHO WANT OUR SUPPORT, AND THEN I DROVE HOME LATER IN THE EVENING, THINKING ABOUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS AND HOW GLAD I AM TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS GREAT MOVEMENT AND HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THE GOD OF ABRAHAM CREATED DEMOCRACY. WHAT A WONDERFUL EVENING.
I WAS LISTENING TO GLENN BECK THE OTHER DAY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS HE SAID EXACTLY, BUT I TELL YOU, THAT WAS A REAL WAKE-UP CALL, SOMETHING THAT HE SAID. IT WAS MORE LIKE, NOT HIS WORDS, BUT THE FEELING HIS WORDS GAVE ME, LIKE, THAT MAN IS RIGHT, THIS COUNTRY HAS SOME REAL PROBLEMS! AND I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUT!!!
THESE WERE PRETTY MUCH ALL PROBLEMS I'D THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT BEFORE--LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS JUST PRANCING OVER HERE WILLY-NILLY TO STEAL OUR JOBS HOWEVER THEY PLEASE, OR A SOCIALIST KENYAN STEALING THE PRESIDENCY, OR THE GOVERNMENT PRETTY MUCH TURNING INTO A BUNCH OF LIBERAL NAZIS WHO WANT TO TAKE ALL OUR MONEY AND FREEDOM AWAY, JUST THAT SORT OF STUFF THAT ALL CONCERNED AMERICANS SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT!!!
ANYWAY, I WAS FEELING KIND OF HELPLESS THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT I WAS DRIVING ALONG JUST THINKING ABOUT IT ALL AND EATING A BURRITO WHEN I SAW A FLIER FOR A TEA PARTY RALLY. I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM AND THOUGHT, THAT'S IT, COUNT ME IN, I SUPPORT THOSE PEOPLE IN MY HEART, BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME THING MORE.
ANYWAY, IT TURNED OUT THAT WASN'T REALLY A FLIER FOR THE REAL TEA PARTY, IT WAS LIKE FOR SOME OTHER TEA PARTY, I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT ANYWAY, IT GOT ME STARTED, AND NOW HERE I GO!!!!!!!
TONIGHT I WILL BE ATTENDING THE MEET AND GREET FOR THE ALBUQUERQUE TEA PARTY (AND YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!!), AND FROM NOW UNTIL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE I WILL BE WRITING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.
I AM PRETTY NEW TO COMPUTERS, BUT MY WIFE HAS BEEN SHOWING ME HOW TO USE OURS NOW, AND HELPED ME SET UP THIS "BLOG" WHICH WILL REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PUT MY WORDS OUT THERE AND MAYBE TOUCH THE HEARTS OF THE VOTERS OF NEW MEXICO WITH SOME OLD-FASHIONED COMMON SENSE FROM MY HEART.
SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S MY STORY, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SAY: THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW, PEOPLE!! THE TIME TO SPEAK UP IS NOW!! THE TIME HAS COME, AND THAT TIME IS NOW!!! MAY GOD BLESS ALL TRUE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
BORN IN TEXAS, RAISED IN TEXAS, MARRIED IN TEXAS, HAD KIDS A BUNCH OF KIDS, ENLISTED IN THE ARMY BUT WAS HONORABLY DISCHARGED FOR HEALTH REASONS, MOVED TO NEW MEXICO FOR WORK OPPORTUNITIES, HAD A REAL WAKEUP CALL, ALMOST A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, ONE DAY WHILE LISTENING TO GLENN BECK AND DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED!!!
--and once there, my eyes beheld a lot of round tables that people were sitting at and making signs at. There were stencils you could use, and lots of big pieces of posterboard (more than 200 pieces of posterboard!!!), and a real variety of markers of many colors and sizes. There was also, like, little wooden poles you could staple your signs to, and there was at least one stapler I saw going around. There were almost a couple of dozen people there, and there had been more there before, so I bet the big rally will have at least fifty people there, probably more. It's kind of a big thing.
