More about the Sign-making Party!!!

Well, how about some more about the sign-making party?!

I was real late to the party, because my wife was late coming home from some thing with her friends, so I didn't make it there until like the very last, final hour of the sign-making party.

It was at Paisano's, a restaurant here in Albuquerque, New Mexico, New Mexico's largest city. It is located on a road we call "Eubank."

When I got there, a bunch of the people were already leaving, but I honked at them and waved as they walked out and I waved at them as they walked out holding their signs about Obama and the constitution and all that, and we exchanged friendly waves as I pulled into the parking lot!!

Then I went inside. Inside, I was directed by an employee of that establishment to a back sort-of indoor porch area--

--and once there, my eyes beheld a lot of round tables that people were sitting at and making signs at. There were stencils you could use, and lots of big pieces of posterboard (more than 200 pieces of posterboard!!!), and a real variety of markers of many colors and sizes. There was also, like, little wooden poles you could staple your signs to, and there was at least one stapler I saw going around. There were almost a couple of dozen people there, and there had been more there before, so I bet the big rally will have at least fifty people there, probably more. It's kind of a big thing.

In one corner, by the doorway, was a big stack of signs that said "INFILTRATOR" with arrows on them, and I guess the idea is that if them filthy liberals try to sneak in to our rally and make us look bad, we can point these signs at them to let the media know that they're not with us. People are always lying about us, pretending to be us and yelling things we would never yell, and they really piss me off. They should be imprisoned and beaten until they confess their crimes. Or better, yet, waterboarded. We'll show them what "doesn't work"!!! Seeing those signs, I felt real proud of my fellow Tea Party patriots, for being so clever.

Lots of the signs were real funny. One said, "Ban Smoking in the White House" (Because OBAMA smokes). Another was real good, it said, "Hitler had Universal Healthcare Too!"

The lady at the entrance didn't recognize me from the Meet and Greet and seemed a little weird about me for some reason, probably because I was late. Then she saw my name was on the list, so things were okay. Then I sat down at a table, and I started to make a sign.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

"The Journey of One Thousand Miles Begins With the First Step." --Abraham Lincoln

Well, It has finally, finally begun. It has started. HERE--WE--GO!!!!!!!

I have sent off my letter to Fox News, making it known that I am prepared to be an on-air host of a nationally syndicated television talk show. Before doing so, I spoke at length with a number of highly knowledgeable people-in-the-know, friends of people I work with, who informed me that the most important thing was to be confident: to tell, not ask. Also, they told me a lot of real important "industry lingo," like "on-air" and "talent" and "on-air talent."

Anyway, so here's what I sent, to Resumes@foxnews.com:

Dear Fox News Channel,

I am pleased to announce that I have recently become available as on-air talent in the field of professional nationally syndicated television talk-show host people.

I am very, very, very, very, very interested in hosting a half-an-hour or a full-hour show for your esteemed, award-winning cable news network, something along the lines of what Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly do but in a much more conservative and Real American sort of way.

I am aware that you wish to see resumes for all your future on-air talent, and I will be happy to send you such a thing in the very near future, upon request. However, for now, I believe that all you really need to hear is that I AM AN AMERICAN--a true American, born and raised here in the United States of America, and I love my country. At least...I love what it used to be. I love what its Christian founders intended it to be, and I am willing to fight with my words to get it back to what it once was and what it may still one day be again.

Also, my resume shows mostly what people call "service jobs" and a brief stint in the Army for which I was HONORABLY discharged for unfortunate health reasons, so I am really just getting started in show business. You saw that right: I am also a veteran, although I never really saw combat. Still, I know what it's like to prepare for it. To fear it. To live it. To be ready to die for one's country.

Also, know this: I am not ashamed to speak the words of a true patriot, and those words are my own words. I am not ashamed to speak the truth in defense of freedom and liberty and the American way.

Currently, I am an employee of an Albuquerque-area Costco, and so at least initially my hours may be a problem concerning hosting the show. However, should the job pay enough for me to support my family (three children and a wife), I would most likely inform my Albuquerque-area employer (Costco) that I will be quitting that job to focus on my award-winning show. They're a pretty good employer, but given the choice between them and a job that would allow me to serve as a mouthpiece for the Tea Party, for the True American Right in this country, and for the deepest-held feelings of my heart, I would have to pick the job that allowed me to do the "latter." I could also move to wherever it is that you are located, if that was necessary, as I am used to just picking up and moving for work opportunities.

I am originally from Texas, near Tulia, and still have a slight accent, but I know you are a network that favors the people, and as Texans are truly American people, I hope that will not be a problem.

Please let me know what I will need to do next to begin preparing to host my show, what I will need to wear, et cetera. I am not exactly "college-educated," but I am a high-school graduate, and I am EXPERIENCED, and I do know what's in my heart, and what God wants for America.

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,

Patriotically, excitedly, ready to go, One of your biggest supporters and future(!!!!!!) employees,

Michael Weiner, Patriot

Albuquerque, New Mexico

P.S. I realize I am in the proud possession of the same name as radio talk-show giant Michael Savage, but I am not him. I would say that is merely a coincidence, but I believe that there truly are no coincidences and that when God places a stumbling block in our pathway it is actually a stepping stone. Also, I do not believe that sharing a name with Michael Savage is a stumbling block. In fact, I am proud to share a name with him, and I only wish he were more proud to share one with me. He changed his name. Perhaps when more people have heard of me because of my TV show, he will change his back. That will be really confusing then, haha!!!!

Sincerely,

Michael Weiner, Patriot

Albuquerque, New Mexico

What do you think? I feel very, very good about this, though of course it's all just a little too good to be true. If any of my readers would like to help me out in this great cause, please e-mail Fox News at Resumes@foxnews.com and let them know that you would watch Michael Weiner in any "time slot"!!!

Every little bit helps!!!!!!!