MEET AND GREET!!!

WELL, LAST NIGHT I AM HAPPY TO SAY, I ATTENDED THE FIRST ANNUAL (WELL, FOR ME IT WAS!!) ANNUAL NATIONAL TEA PARTY MEET AND GREET FOR PEOPLE IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, USA, AND IT WAS REALLY A HUGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!

THE ROOM WHERE THE MEET AND GREET MEETING WAS WAS FULL OF ROUND TABLES, AND PEOPLE WERE SITTING AROUND ALMOST ALL OF THEM, ALL PATRIOTS. I PAINTED MY FACE RED WHITE AND BLUE JUST FOR THE OCCASION, AND WAS SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS TO MEET SOME LIKE-MINDED PATRIOTS, I ALMOST THREW UP IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE I WENT IN, BUT I DIDN'T.

ANYWAY, THE EVENT WAS A BIG SUCCESS. ALMOST ALL THE TABLES WERE FULL AND THEY HAD A BIG SETUP WITH LOTS OF FRUIT AND SALAD STUFF TO EAT (BUT NO MEAT) AND I JUST WALKED AROUND SMILING AT EVERYONE, AT ALL THE PEOPLE, FEELING THE PRIDE OF BEING IN A ROOM FULL OF TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, REAL TRUE AMERICANS. I COULD TELL, JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM, THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE REALLY AMERICANS, AND WERE REALLY HONORING THEIR COUNTRY.

SOME OF THEM HAD FLAG COATS ON, AND FLAG SHIRTS (I WORE ONE OF MY THREE 9/11 SHIRTS), AND FLAG LAPEL PINS JUST LIKE REAL PATRIOTS DO. WALKING AROUND, I DIDN'T HEAR ANY LIBERAL THINGS LIKE "WELLFARE IS GOOD" OR "LET'S TAKE AWAY EVERYONE'S GUNS"--NO, I HEARD REAL AMERICAN THINGS LIKE ABOUT HOW GLOBAL WARMING IS A SHAM, AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY GREAT.

WHEN I CAME IN, AFTER PAYING THE TWENTY DOLLAR PATRIOT FEE AND BUYING A BOOK ABOUT TEA PARTY WAR, I SAT DOWN AT A TABLE NEAR THE MIDDLE AND THERE WAS A PODIUM SET UP ON A STAGE. THEY SHOWED A MOVIE OF PEOPLE FROM FUTURE PRESIDENT GLENN BECK'S BIG RALLY IN WASHINGTON, WHICH I GUESS WAS A TEA PARTY RALLY, AND IT WAS JUST REALLY GREAT. PEOPLE HAD A LOT OF GOOD OPINIONS IN THAT MOVIE, THAT'S FOR SURE!

THEN WE SAID THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO OUR NATION'S GREAT FLAG--"UNDER GOD"!

THEN A LADY CAME OUT AND TALKED, AND I DON'T THINK HER HUSBAND COULD HAVE DONE ANY BETTER, SHE DID REAL GREAT, AND SHE INTRODUCED A GUY NAMED JIM WHO WRITES A WEBSITE JUST LIKE MINE!! AND HE TALKED AND TALKED, AND IT ALL SOUNDED REAL GOOD. HE SAID PEOPLE LIKE TO SAY US TEA PARTIERS ARE ALL JUST ONE RACE, BUT DIDN'T WE ALL SEE THE "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" MAN TALKING IN THE VIDEO? IT'S TRUE, I SAW HIM!

THEN WE HAD SOME REAL GOOD FUN, YELLING "FREEDOM" FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE, LIKE IN THE MOVIE ABOUT THOSE SCOTTISH GUYS THAT MOONED ALL THOSE PEOPLE, AND THAT WAS REAL COOL. FREEDOM!!!!! FREEEEDDDDDOOOOM! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! MAN, THAT JUST GAVE ME CHILLS UP AND DOWN, YELLING THAT. I YELLED IT REAL LOUD, TOO.

THAT JIM GUY TALKED ABOUT GOD A LITTLE, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I WANTED. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO, LIKE, TELL US SOME GOOD BIBLE STORIES, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAD ENOUGH TIME. (I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE ABOUT MOSES.)

ANYWAY, WHAT ELSE...THIS ONE LADY TALKED ABOUT HOW SHE HADN'T VOTED SINCE REAGAN, BUT PEOPLE DIDN'T SEEM TO LIKE THAT ONE SO MUCH, SO SHE GOT OFF THE STAGE, AND THEN THERE WAS A SONG ON THE OVERHEAD RADIO, LIKE A REAL GREAT COUNTRY SONG ABOUT HOW THIS ONE LADY'S FAMILY HAD TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN HEALTHCARE, BUT THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, CAUSE THAT WAS THE AMERICAN (NOT THE SOCIALIST!!!) WAY.

THEN I WENT AROUND TO ALL THE BOOTHS AND TALKED TO PEOPLE. THERE WAS A REAL GOOD ONE ABOUT COAL THAT I REALLY LIKED, MAN IT WAS REAL GOOD. I GOT A STICKER THERE THAT SAID "SMASH THE WATERMELONS!" WHICH GOT ME ALL EXCITED BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE A GUY SMASH WATERMELONS ONCE AT THE BIG ARENA, BUT THIS WASN'T THAT.

THE LADY EXPLAINED IT TO ME, SHE SAID, "OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION ARE WATERMELONS, BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE...THEY'RE RED. THEY'RE COMMIES. NEO-SOCIALISTS." I GOT A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" STICKER AT THAT BOOTH, WHICH WAS REALLY COOL, AND A "SMASH THE WATERMELONS" PEN, AND SOME WATERMELON JELLYBEANS, AND IT WAS REAL GREAT. THEY ALSO HAD A BIG PIECE OF EITHER COAL OR OIL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WAS REAL NEAT TO TOUCH.

I SIGNED UP FOR A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS, AND THEY ANNOUNCED THEIR SIGN-MAKING PARTY DAY, APRIL 10, 11 AM AT THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL. I'LL BE THERE FOR SURE!!!! I'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A SIGN THAT'LL SAY "OBAMAGEDDON!" AND ANOTHER THAT WILL SAY "NOBAMA!"

I FORGOT, IN THAT BEGINNING PART, THEY MENTIONED THAT MAN WHO CRASHED HIS PLANE RIGHT INTO THE IRS BUILDING IN AUSTIN, AND THEY SAID BECAUSE OF THAT WE WON'T HAVE OUR APRIL 15TH PROTEST BY THE IRS BUILDING BECAUSE WE MIGHT GET SOME BAD PRESS FOR IT. THAT'S TRUE, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS SO LIBERAL, THEY PROBABLY WOULD SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT US THEN. LIBERALS!!!!

I TALKED TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE, AND ATE SOME FRUIT WHICH WAS REAL GOOD, AND I GOT A BUNCH OF FLIERS AND MET SOME OF THE CANDIDATES, REAL PATRIOTS WHO WANT OUR SUPPORT, AND THEN I DROVE HOME LATER IN THE EVENING, THINKING ABOUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS AND HOW GLAD I AM TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS GREAT MOVEMENT AND HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THE GOD OF ABRAHAM CREATED DEMOCRACY. WHAT A WONDERFUL EVENING.

MEET AND GREET!!!

THE TIME IS NOW!!

I WAS LISTENING TO GLENN BECK THE OTHER DAY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS HE SAID EXACTLY, BUT I TELL YOU, THAT WAS A REAL WAKE-UP CALL, SOMETHING THAT HE SAID. IT WAS MORE LIKE, NOT HIS WORDS, BUT THE FEELING HIS WORDS GAVE ME, LIKE, THAT MAN IS RIGHT, THIS COUNTRY HAS SOME REAL PROBLEMS! AND I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUT!!!

THESE WERE PRETTY MUCH ALL PROBLEMS I'D THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT BEFORE--LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS JUST PRANCING OVER HERE WILLY-NILLY TO STEAL OUR JOBS HOWEVER THEY PLEASE, OR A SOCIALIST KENYAN STEALING THE PRESIDENCY, OR THE GOVERNMENT PRETTY MUCH TURNING INTO A BUNCH OF LIBERAL NAZIS WHO WANT TO TAKE ALL OUR MONEY AND FREEDOM AWAY, JUST THAT SORT OF STUFF THAT ALL CONCERNED AMERICANS SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT!!!

ANYWAY, I WAS FEELING KIND OF HELPLESS THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT I WAS DRIVING ALONG JUST THINKING ABOUT IT ALL AND EATING A BURRITO WHEN I SAW A FLIER FOR A TEA PARTY RALLY. I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM AND THOUGHT, THAT'S IT, COUNT ME IN, I SUPPORT THOSE PEOPLE IN MY HEART, BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME THING MORE.

ANYWAY, IT TURNED OUT THAT WASN'T REALLY A FLIER FOR THE REAL TEA PARTY, IT WAS LIKE FOR SOME OTHER TEA PARTY, I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT ANYWAY, IT GOT ME STARTED, AND NOW HERE I GO!!!!!!!

TONIGHT I WILL BE ATTENDING THE MEET AND GREET FOR THE ALBUQUERQUE TEA PARTY (AND YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!!), AND FROM NOW UNTIL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE I WILL BE WRITING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.

I AM PRETTY NEW TO COMPUTERS, BUT MY WIFE HAS BEEN SHOWING ME HOW TO USE OURS NOW, AND HELPED ME SET UP THIS "BLOG" WHICH WILL REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PUT MY WORDS OUT THERE AND MAYBE TOUCH THE HEARTS OF THE VOTERS OF NEW MEXICO WITH SOME OLD-FASHIONED COMMON SENSE FROM MY HEART.

SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S MY STORY, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SAY: THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW, PEOPLE!! THE TIME TO SPEAK UP IS NOW!! THE TIME HAS COME, AND THAT TIME IS NOW!!! MAY GOD BLESS ALL TRUE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!!