THE IMPORTANCE OF SMALL VICTORIES

SOMETIMES WHEN I AM FEELING REALLY DISCOURAGED THAT THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME KIND OF LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO TURN US ALL INTO BABY-KILLING COMMUNISTS, AND NO ONE GOES TO CHURCH ANY MORE, AND THE LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT CAPITALISM/FREEDOM IS DEAD, IT HELPS ME TO HAVE LIKE A LITTLE TINY SMALL VICTORY AGAINST THE LIBERAL ELITE WHO ARE SEEKING TO UNDERMINE THIS ONCE GREAT NATION--TO REALIZE, AS JESUS TAUGHT, THAT EVEN IF I HAVE A BEAM IN MY EYE I SHOULD REMEMBER TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THE "MOTE" IN MY "BROTHER'S."

RECENTLY, I HAD A SMALL VICTORY THAT REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS, AND THOUGH I HAD TO FIGHT FOR IT, IT REFUELED ME FOR THE MANY CHALLENGES STILL AHEAD AND WAS WELL WORTH THE EXPENSE AND EFFORT TO ME.

THIS LITTLE SUCCESS HAPPENED ON A NEW WEBSITE I RECENTLY CAME ACROSS KNOWN AS "CRAIGSLIST.COM" CRAIGSLIST.COM IS A WEBSITE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO WRITE FREE ADVERTISEMENTS ON IT WHERE PEOPLE CAN READ THEM ON THE INTERNET, AND I DECIDED, AFTER FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT WEBSITE, TO ADVERTISE THERE FOR MY WEBSITE, TEAPARTYNEWMEXICO.BLOGSPOT.COM, WHICH IS A REALLY ENJOYABLE AND VERY PATRIOTIC TEA PARTY BLOG THAT YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU ARE EVER INTERESTED IN READING ABOUT WHAT PATRIOTS THINK OF ALL THESE PROBLEMS WE ARE FACING TODAY AND WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THEM.

AS I SADLY EXPECTED, MY AD WAS ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF KNOW-NOTHING LIBS WHO, INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING MY ARGUMENTS CHOSE TO YELL ANGRY LIBERAL INSULTS AT ME, PROVING ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THEM. BUT, TRUTH PREVAILED, AND I WAS ABLE TO SCORE A SMALL VICTORY THAT HAS REALLY LIFTED MY SPIRITS.

HERE ARE PARTS OF OUR DISCUSSION:

LIB: "Are they all so ignorant that they are only capable of typing in caps? I already know they are only capable of typing in stupid!!."

ME: "DEAR SIR ("NOT!!!!"),

THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO ATTACKING MY CHOICE OF HEADWEAR HAT JUST SHOWS THAT YOUR ARGUMENT HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON AND YOU HAVE TO ATTACK THE INDIVIDUAL, THAT IS TO SAY, ME!!!

I AM EVERY LIBERAL'S WORST NIGHTMARE--I'M THAT GOD-FEARING, FLAG-SALUTING, GUN-TOTING RIGHT-WING REDNECK YOUR COLLEGE PROFESSOR WARNED YOU ABOUT!!! (I SAW THAT ON A STICKER.)

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ATTACKING WHAT YOU ONLY THINK I BELIEVE, FINE, JUST BE IGNORANT LIKE THAT. IF INSTEAD YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACTUALLY READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY (SEE http://teapartynewmexico.blogspot.com/, NEW MEXICO'S MOST PATRIOTIC WEBSITE) AND THEN HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR DIFFERENCES, YOU COMMIE RAT BASTARD, THEN THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE WITH ME AND A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE CIVILIZED, YOU PINKO SCUM DOG-AND-CAT-RAPIST (PROBABLY)!!!

IT IS UNINFORMED "PROGRESSIVE" TRAITORS SUCH AS YOU THAT ARE DRAGGING POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN THIS COUNTRY DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF A GARDEN-VARIETY SHOUTING MATCH. YOU ARE TRAMPLING ALL OVER THE FLAG IN THE NAME OF YOUR FALSE GODS, AL GORE AND RICHARD DAWKINS. HEY, AL GORE, WAY TO INVENT THE INTERNET!!!! TOO BAD IT'S ALL GONNA BE UNDERWATER SOON CAUSE THE POLAR BEARS ARE ALL DEAD!! AND HEY RICHARD, IS IT HOT ENOUGH DOWN THERE FOR YA??!?!?"

LIB:"You ignorant, bigoted, texas sheepfucker - You obviously have acquired a old computer and are using dial up but HEY you discovered a way to write somewhere other then the wall of the local restroom. Caps refers to TYPING EVERYTHING LIKE THIS _ LIKE YOU ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS!!! WRITING IN CAPITALS ONLY!!!

How stupid can you be? If you cannot even comprehend this basic factoid how can you even begin to understand the intricacies of the political process other then chanting "U.S.A"?"

ME: "WELL, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY TYPING CAPITAL LETTERS, OKAY, BUT THAT'S ALL MY COMPUTER DOES, YOU FOOL!! YOU CALL ME DUMB AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!! IT IS "ALL CAPS," BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SOME COMPUTERS ARE JUST LIKE THAT, AND I KNOW THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MINE IS!!! ANYTHING I WRITE ON IT LOOKS LIKE THAT, YOU DUMB COMMIE LIB, BECAUSE IT'S AN "A G NEOVO" COMPUTER AND A "BOSE" COMPUTER AND THOSE KINDS OF COMPUTERS ARE LIKE THAT, ASK ANYONE, THEY'LL TELL YOU!"

AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAD THE LAST WORD. AS I'VE SHOWN BEFORE, I KNOW HOW TO RENDER THEM SPEECHLESS!! THANK GOD FOR SMALL VICTORIES!!!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR TEA PARTY TEA PARTIERS

I REMEMBER ONCE I SAW THIS REAL GREAT SHIRT ABOUT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GOLFING AND I THOUGHT WAS REAL FUNNY AND IT MADE ME LAUGH LIKE A LOT! I DON'T GOLF MYSELF, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FUNNY.

ANYWAY, IT WAS REAL FUNNY, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT AGAIN TODAY AND I THOUGHT, THERE SHOULD BE LIKE A TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PATRIOTIC AMERICANS, FOR LIKE TEA PARTY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? SO I GOT OUT A PAPER BAG AND I WAS WRITING THEM DOWN, AND HERE'S WHAT I ENDED UP WITH:

THE TEN TEA PARTY COMMANDMENTS:

1. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.

2. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE.

3. THOU SHALT NOT BOW DOWN THYSELF TO THEM, NOR SERVE THEM.

4. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN.

5. REMEMBER HIS SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY.

6. HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER.

7. THOU SHALT NOT KILL.

8. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.

9. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.

10. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE, THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, NOR HIS MANSERVANT, NOR HIS MAIDSERVANT, NOR HIS OX, NOR HIS ASS, NOR ANY THING THAT IS THY NEIGHBOR'S.

I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY THE WAY IT ENDED UP, BUT AT FIRST IT HAD LIKE SOME REAL GOOD STUFF ABOUT OBAMA IN THERE THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. ANYWAY, BUT THEN I SAW THIS LITTLE PLASTIC-COVERED CARD MY WIFE HAD AND I WAS REAL EXCITED ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IT HAD ALL LIKE THE ORIGINAL TEN COMMANDMENTS ON IT, AND THEY ALL LOOKED PRETTY GOOD RIGHT THERE, SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST USE THOSE, BECAUSE GOD WROTE THOSE ONES HIMSELF SO I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL, "DEAR GOD, MY LORD AND SAVIOR, THOSE WERE PRETTY GOOD THAT YOU WROTE, BUT WE NEED SOME DIFFERENT ONES FOR US." I WAS THINKING THAT WOULD BE LIKE BLASPHEMY, SO I JUST WENT WITH THE CLASSICS, YOU KNOW, RIGHT?

ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE VISITED MY WEBSITE YET, BUT I BET PROBABLY THERE'S LIKE MAYBE A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE THAT HAVE, I JUST DON'T KNOW. I THINK IF I'D HIT THAT MILLION MARK ALREADY I'D PROBABLY KNOW, LIKE SOMEONE WOULD HAVE CALLED ME TO INTERVIEW ME ON THE NEWS ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER. I'LL JUST KEEP PLUGGING ALONG RIGHT, JUST ONE PATRIOT DOING HIS PATRIOTIC PART TO SAVE HIS DYING COUNTRY, THAT'S ALL.

ANYWAY, IF I DO HAVE SOME READERS OUT THERE WHO ARE SMART ABOUT COMPUTERS, I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO PUT PICTURES AND STUFF ON MY WEBSITE, LIKE I'VE SEEN ON SOME OTHER WEBSITES. IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, PLEASE CONTACT ME, MICHAEL WEINER, BY EMAILING ME A MESSAGE AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS,

FROMMYCOLDDEADHANDSNEGRO@HOTMAIL.COM.

I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP, YOU MY FANS AND READERS.