I was going to write today about how it turns out Obama probably isn't an android or robot or altered guy or whatever (though he is a Kenyan and a Muslim and a socialist and maybe the Antichrist), because my wife heard from a reliable conservative source that that guy James David Manning wasn't right about that.
I was GOING to, but then when I went to type about it, I thought of some things about this once-great nation of ours, the United States of America...and Obama, and the Democrats, and that she-wolf Pelosi, and that traitor to our race Bart Stupak, and my daddy and his drinking, and how the Tea Party is working so hard to fight all that, and I just started crying and crying and I still can't stop.
It's taken me over an hour just to type these words through the tears and the shaking and, anyway, I guess I won't be able to do a full write-up today.
Now that I have figured out how to "post" videos here, I am really living large!
That video right there is a really good video about Congressman Bart Stupak being a baby-killing scumbag, and it's really informative too about who he is and what he did recently. For those of who don't know because you were busy or whatever, Bart Stupak is this ALLEGEDLY pro-life Democrat who was supposed to vote against the health care bill but then didn't because Barack Hussein Obama our ALLEGED president agreed to ALLEGEDLY sign a continuing ban on using federal funds for abortion, though it's probably secretly like a coupon book actually for cheaper abortions that you have to have if want to be able to drive in this once-great country, knowing these guys. In short, he's a pretty hard-core communist, I think.
Anyway, when I saw that video, I was really inspired and proud, but when I showed it to my co-workers and my neighbors and this teenage kid that was sold me some frozen meat from out the back of his truck, most of them said they thought it just seemed angry and kinda violent and, I'm just quoting here, DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER, "dangerous and scary."
So then I thought, here's the problem. It's like church. When you go to church all the time, your heart gets aligned with the hearts of the other people in your church, so you understand really great, using the Holy Spirit, what everyone MEANT to say, not what they actually said. My heart right now is perfectly aligned with my brothers and sisters in the Tea Party, so when I hear these voicemail machine messages left on Bart Stupak's phone, I hear pride and love of God and country, not what they actually said.
So anyway, I was thinking, I could really help people better understand the Tea Party and these messages, by interpreting them for the heathen world. Also, I could help represent them better, show what they really mean, and so forth, and so on, hallelujah, praise God.
All right, then. HERE WE GO!!!!
MESSAGE # 1: "Congressman Stupak, you are one big piece of human s**t. And think about this: there are millions of people across the country, who wish you ill. And all of those thoughts projected on you will materialize into something that's not very good for you. We don't have to do anything but sit back and wish. Go to Hell, you piece of s**t."
Now, of course, it's just like the libs to hear a concerned citizen using her right to express herself about her love for her once-great country, the United States of America, and jump to all sorts of biased conclusions. To them, twisting reality like they do, they say this sounds like an angry lady (no wait, they're super "politically correct" or "PC" so they'd probably say, "gender-challenged individual," not "lady," they would, I know it) making a threat. But to patriots such as myself, we hear someone who loves her country and is vibrantly concerned about what's happening to it. We hear something more like this:
MESSAGE # 1 (translation): "Dear Congressman Stupak, Jesus Christ commanded us to love everyone, but to love our country even more. And right now, we are concerned that you have just destroyed our country forever, spiraling it downward into communism on a one-way street. Please re-consider what you have just done, because not only have you wrecked our whole country--sorry, sir, but you did--but you have placed your very soul at sure risk of eternal Hellfire. Consider your soul. Consider America."
MESSAGE 2: "Stupak, you're a low-life, baby-murdering, scumbag pile of steaming crap. You are a talented punk, Stupak, that's what you are, you and your family. You and your family are scum. You ought to fill your pockets with lead and jump in the Potomac. That's what you are Stupak, you're a piece of crap. We hate your guts here in the real world, America. We despise you and every punk like you, Stupak. Get out of office, get off our property!"
This one kinda makes me tear up, the love this man feels for his country is just brimming over, up, and out of his words. I can see him in my mind's eye, hand over his heart, eyes wet, collared shirt nicely tucked in, and the largest flag you have ever seen directly across from him. This man is a true patriot that the Tea Party can be proud to call its own.
MESSAGE #2 (translation): "Congressman Stupak, there is room enough in my heart for you, but I fear you will not choose to lodge there. Congressman Stupak, my love is boundless, as my love for my country proves, and should you choose to represent America in a truer way, it will be there for you and your family as well as for you. Until you begin to stop killing babies, however, and stop selling our country to communists and neo-socialists and Marxist-Leninists, I cannot give you my heart in its entirety. No sir, I cannot. I cannot give it you at all, for I fear you would not accept it. Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, once said, "Judge not, lest ye be not judged," but when the money-lenders came to the temple to give money they had stolen from the rich away to the poor who had not earned it, He drove them out with a whip, because he was the son of God, and truly knew God's heart, and knew that God cared for the people too much to burden them with riches they did not truly deserve. Congressman Stupak, I will probably not be voting for you during the next election, for I cannot do so in good conscience, knowing that you kill and probably rape babies."
There are a bunch of other messages from other patriots--one says, "I hope you bleed out your a**, got cancer and die, you mother f***er"--but they all basically mean the same things, as anyone truly in tune with our movement would tell you--a message of love of country, frustration over government, and fear for the future.
Today, I was cleaning up around my family's computer room, and just had to laugh and laugh at just how much tape I found while I was doing that--rolls and rolls and ROLLS of it!
Maybe it's just because I work at Costco and so I really have a lot of fun opportunities to buy, like, different kinds of tape in bulk, or maybe I have merely in truth been blessed in ways I will not be able to fully understand until some more time has passed, but for whatever reason, I really have a whole, whole, whole lot of tape, and a lot of different kinds of tape.
Duct tape. Clear packing tape. Really clear post office tape. Scotch tape. Duct tape. And easily one hundred other kinds of tape, all of which you can see in the photo I "posted" right here.
Anyway, all this tape in one place really got me to thinking: why do I, Michael Weiner, one man, one very patriotic man but a man nonetheless, have more tape than I could ever use in seven months, while whole families of God-fearing, church-going Americans don't even have enough money to put food on their tables and tires on their cars? Why do I have so much, while others have near or next to nothing?!
The answer is, I will admit, I don't know.
I don't know, but I do suspect a couple of possibilities.
ONE!: that God is rewarding me, in this and in many other ways, for my devotion to Him and to our country, or at least to the country we once had, may she rest in peace and rise again.
And TWO!: that something is very wrong with America today, that under Jungle Chief Obama's fierce reign, some of us get ALL the breaks while others merely waste and starve and pine away.
Which is it? Well, it may be a bit of both, but in this life, at least, we may never really know. Until that great day, when we pass from this life into the next, when the fog of this world is lifted from our eyes and God's glory envelops us in its love, there will be things such as this beyond the ken of our frail mortal minds.
Well, It has finally, finally begun. It has started. HERE--WE--GO!!!!!!!
I have sent off my letter to Fox News, making it known that I am prepared to be an on-air host of a nationally syndicated television talk show. Before doing so, I spoke at length with a number of highly knowledgeable people-in-the-know, friends of people I work with, who informed me that the most important thing was to be confident: to tell, not ask. Also, they told me a lot of real important "industry lingo," like "on-air" and "talent" and "on-air talent."
Anyway, so here's what I sent, to Resumes@foxnews.com:
Dear Fox News Channel,
I am pleased to announce that I have recently become available as on-air talent in the field of professional nationally syndicated television talk-show host people.
I am very, very, very, very, very interested in hosting a half-an-hour or a full-hour show for your esteemed, award-winning cable news network, something along the lines of what Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly do but in a much more conservative and Real American sort of way.
I am aware that you wish to see resumes for all your future on-air talent, and I will be happy to send you such a thing in the very near future, upon request. However, for now, I believe that all you really need to hear is that I AM AN AMERICAN--a true American, born and raised here in the United States of America, and I love my country. At least...I love what it used to be. I love what its Christian founders intended it to be, and I am willing to fight with my words to get it back to what it once was and what it may still one day be again.
Also, my resume shows mostly what people call "service jobs" and a brief stint in the Army for which I was HONORABLY discharged for unfortunate health reasons, so I am really just getting started in show business. You saw that right: I am also a veteran, although I never really saw combat. Still, I know what it's like to prepare for it. To fear it. To live it. To be ready to die for one's country.
Also, know this: I am not ashamed to speak the words of a true patriot, and those words are my own words. I am not ashamed to speak the truth in defense of freedom and liberty and the American way.
Currently, I am an employee of an Albuquerque-area Costco, and so at least initially my hours may be a problem concerning hosting the show. However, should the job pay enough for me to support my family (three children and a wife), I would most likely inform my Albuquerque-area employer (Costco) that I will be quitting that job to focus on my award-winning show. They're a pretty good employer, but given the choice between them and a job that would allow me to serve as a mouthpiece for the Tea Party, for the True American Right in this country, and for the deepest-held feelings of my heart, I would have to pick the job that allowed me to do the "latter." I could also move to wherever it is that you are located, if that was necessary, as I am used to just picking up and moving for work opportunities.
I am originally from Texas, near Tulia, and still have a slight accent, but I know you are a network that favors the people, and as Texans are truly American people, I hope that will not be a problem.
Please let me know what I will need to do next to begin preparing to host my show, what I will need to wear, et cetera. I am not exactly "college-educated," but I am a high-school graduate, and I am EXPERIENCED, and I do know what's in my heart, and what God wants for America.
Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,
Patriotically, excitedly, ready to go, One of your biggest supporters and future(!!!!!!) employees,
Michael Weiner, Patriot
Albuquerque, New Mexico
P.S. I realize I am in the proud possession of the same name as radio talk-show giant Michael Savage, but I am not him. I would say that is merely a coincidence, but I believe that there truly are no coincidences and that when God places a stumbling block in our pathway it is actually a stepping stone. Also, I do not believe that sharing a name with Michael Savage is a stumbling block. In fact, I am proud to share a name with him, and I only wish he were more proud to share one with me. He changed his name. Perhaps when more people have heard of me because of my TV show, he will change his back. That will be really confusing then, haha!!!!
Sincerely,
Michael Weiner, Patriot
Albuquerque, New Mexico
What do you think? I feel very, very good about this, though of course it's all just a little too good to be true. If any of my readers would like to help me out in this great cause, please e-mail Fox News at Resumes@foxnews.com and let them know that you would watch Michael Weiner in any "time slot"!!!
(This is not a picture of me, but it does represent what we should all be doing right now, in the face of this, the greatest takeover of American Democracy since maybe ever.)
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Americans!--
that is to say, former-Americans, people who once considered themselves citizens of God's most blessed country on this, the Earth, the planet he made in his infinite wisdom--
Americans!--
that is to say, people who now have no country to call their own since this once-great nation was officially disbanded by the communists and terrorist-sympathizers and baby-killers of the so-called Left, thanks for nothing Obama and Pelosi!!!--
Americans!--
that is to say, the last great patriots of this once proud and true nation that is now no more upon the nailing of the final nail into into this once-great nation's final coffin, last night's Health Care swindle--
Americans, I know you have wondered.
You have wondered, in this time of great crisis, in this hour of our most dire and essential need, why I have been so silent. Why I have been so vocally tiny. Why I have been so wildy lost and stormswept, so cloudy and so aloof, so silently, dare I say it, "unAmerican." Well, Americans, this is why: my heart. My heart has been broken. My heart has been torn asunder by Obama's wild hyenas, strangled by the vines of his green-outside/red-inside African gourd/watermelon patch, trampled by his bureaucratic wildebeests, and stolen away like a cheap pen by his commie-liberal-socialist-Marxist swindlers and thieves.
The Lord knows your heart, Kenyan!! The Lord knows of the pact you made with his fiercest enemy, indeed with that fallen angel Satan himself, evil incarnate!!!
Here I have been, knowing that our great country was going down the toilet, one vote at a time, and all I could do was warn and inspire, warn...and inspire.
Warn. And Inspire.
Hoping I could perhaps change a heart or two or three or four or five, I penned a heartfelt tribute, a tribute to our flag, Old Glory, "the Stars and Stripes," the Star-Spangled Banner as it is often called. Some would call it just a piece of cloth, but not I. Some would call it a clothpiece, BUT NOT I.
AMERICANS!!! Hoping it would lighten the souls of this fallen country, turn its hearts and minds to Christ and to patriotism, I penned a great and important message to America's troops and non-troops. Hoping it would crack the darkness sending beams of His glorious light shining upon the traitors and their dark deeds, but NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!
No, like the prophets of old, I spoke, and with what was I rewarded? Chocolates? Trinkets? A garland of flowers upon my frail American neck? A simple peace of mind???!!! NO!!!! I was rewarded with unpatriotic nitpicking and hairsplitting--with e-mails like the one from liberal communist God-hater Jeffrey Smith (spacebetweenvans@yahoo.com), saying that "your sentiments are obviously sincere and from a place of genuine (although uninformed) concern, but literally everything you said about the flag seems to be incorrect, created whole-cloth out of your own racist ideology and Christian beliefs. Check your facts first next time, or better yet, just stay off the Internet, please."
Or this one from likely terrorist-sympathizer Robert Weimer (rweimer@earthlink.net), who said that "You had better read up on the colors, stripes, and the stars of our flag.
"13 stripes represent the the thirteen original states. The stars represent each and every individual state in the union. The original flag was sown by Betsy Ross in the late 1700's-early1800's (I don't remember for sure), in Philadelphia. There have been several modifiications done to the USA flag through the years. And did you know that if the flag is hung upside down, it means distress?"
Those are some fightin' words from someone who doesn't even know what CENTURY the flag was made in, ROBERT!!!
So what did I get for my efforts? What did I get? What did I GET??? Well, I'll tell what I got, I got ingratitude. And more than that, I got nothing!!! Silence!!! How many people commented on my article to thank me for my words??? NONE!!! ZERO!!!!! I am sick of this crap!!!
...Then I calmed down a little, and I got to thinking. I KNOW people read this website, because when I talk to my Tea party friends at work, they tell me they read it when I ask them. Also, people on other Tea Party websites have told me they read it, and people on Craigslist.com have told me they read it. Also, I get lots of e-mails from people telling my how great my website is or, if they're unpatriotic scumbag lefties, how "bigoted" or "ignorant" or whatever they think I am.
So here's what I think: two things. One, I think liberals are "hacking" this Internet account, maybe government-santioned liberals snooping around for Obama, and deleting my comments from people who have read my articles and loved them, trying to demoralize me. There is a vast Left-Wing conspiracy underway, and I have got a giant target painted on my chest and back and head. They want me to give up and the surest way, they figure, is to make me think that no one is listening. WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S NOT LISTENING!!!!
The other thing I think might maybe be going on is that the Internet is just not as popular as it once was. In the 1990s, everyone was very into "the Net," with that movie and everything, but nowadays with the economy the way it is (terrible!!!), people are turning more and more to TV and their cell phones--turning away from God and his message, and toward the World and all its pleasures of the flesh. No one has time for the website of the 700 Club when they are busy undermining democracy and watching pornography!!!
Either way, I think the Internet has been my problem in getting the word out about the Tea Party, and about the Dems' threat to democracy as we knew it, because it's easy to mess with and no one's really reading it anyway, at least not the young fresh audience we need to attract to our message.
What I need is nationally syndicated television talk show, and so I am happy to announce that starting today, I will be proudly endeavoring to become the host of an award-winning nationally syndicated television talk-show on either Fox News or, if I have to, CNN, which is another cable news channel.
This may take a couple of weeks, but with God's help I know that in the end, I will be able to represent the last true American patriots to a nation who has ears but so far has not been able to hear. I will be speaking not just to Albuquerque's far-left Craigslist.com posters, but to everyone, to the world, to all those who need to hear what I have to say, the words that God Himself has placed in my heart to share: words like, "the Government needs to stay out of our private business!!!" Words like, "Gay marriage is an abomination before the Lord and needs to be banned!!!" Words like, "Tort Reform!!"
In the end, we will be able to look back with pride and say, "We really accomplished something there. And we did it, together, with Michael Weiner's help and inspiration."
Only then can we begin to truly, truly, truly heal.
I put the words you are about to read up on Craigslist.com yesterday, but felt I had really managed to say just what was in my heart about the American flag, the only flag that matters, really pretty kinda well, so I am going to put them up or "post" them here as well.
I feel they deserve to touch other lives as well as those on Craigslist.com. Feel free to print them out for use in your church or youth group or for motivational speaking engagements. They are not copyrighted, not yet anyway. They are from my heart and my head, and they are all about Old Glory, the American Flag, and what it means to me. The first part is about me, and after I wrote that, a bunch of liberal idiots wrote stuff about how our beloved flag is "just a piece of cloth" made in China, so then I wrote part two, which I think really captures something very special and true.
PART ONE: OLD GLORY, THE FLAG
Today I somehow ended up spending a couple of hours just sitting on my front porch, just holding a little flag my daughter got at a parade last year, just staring at that little flag and quietly crying the real, salty tears of a grown American patriot. I don't reckon any of this once-great nation's liberal book-worshipers out there could ever really know what it means to love one's country so much that it makes a man cry just to think about where it's heading. I don't reckon they do.
Their hearts are probably far too hard for that.
Long live America, the America of my youth.
PART TWO: NOT JUST A PIECE OF CLOTH
The American flag is NOT just a piece of cloth!! It is a symbol, anointed by God, of all that is just and holy and wonderful in this once-great nation, the United States of America!!!
RED! For the blood of patriots, and the thickening blood of tyrants that waters the tree of liberty! RED! For this country's amazing sunsets, the best in the world. RED! For our LOVE of God, the Bible, and the red, red dirt of the land. WHITE! For the faces of our founders, God keep their blessed souls. WHITE! For the purity of Christ's blessed love which he bestows freely upon all who will accept it, and cursed be they for all eternity that don't. WHITE! For the snows of Mount Rushmore and the snows of all American mountains. BLUE! For the skies above our country's many buildings and churches! BLUE! For the oceans that help protect our borders. BLUE! For the turquoise and other precious blue stones in our many profitable and important mines.
STRIPES! For reasons too sacred to discuss here fully, not in such an irreverent place as the Internet. STARS! For the stars in the eyes of all those for whom freedom is a dream and that dream is America.
The American flag has a spirit! The American flag has a soul!
When it is made, it right there right away ceases to be just a piece of cloth! It is a precious entity, and it deserves our love and our respect and our admiration! The American flag! The American flag! The American flag! I shed a tear for this once-great nation! I shed a tear for our once-beloved flag! I shed a tear for you, flag! I shed a tear! My arms are open to you!, and I will protect you from the fiery mobs and the boots that trample. I will protect you from the lies and the slander! I will protect you from the vicious dogs and their drool-slavering jaws! I will protect you from Richard Dawkins! I will protect you from Al Gore! I will protect you from your Kenyan oppressor! My heart belongs to you, because in you I see God's promised land, and God's promises are always covenants! Two-way promises! I will raise arms in your defense! I will shout truths from the rooftops in your name! I will defend you! I will! I will! I will!
When I was younger, I was not the politically minded dynamo you see before you today. I was not the man I am now, with a gun under the bed, and a gun above the bed, and a gun in my living room, and a copy of the constitution framed in the kitchen and another copy not framed but just left in the bathroom for casual reading. Also, I did not have all the flags I now have, and the one I did have I only got out on special holidays.
No, I am ashamed to say, when I was younger, I was a lost soul. Sure, I listened to talk radio every day and talked about this country a lot and what needed to be done, and sure, I went to the big rally when George Bush Sr. came to town and even shook his hand once as he hurried past and shook hands with other people too, and sure, I had a couple of guns then too, but I was not the patriot I am today, no sir, not at all. For starters, I did not have a blog. Hell, I didn't really even know what a blog was until a couple of weeks ago, but look at me now! Here I am!!! Here I go!!! Off and running!! Also, I was not active in the Tea Party or even the Republican party, volunteering and stuff and going to meetings like now.
Anyway, when I was younger, my Mom and Dad used to say to me, "Michael, this country of ours is going right down the sh*tter, and what the h*ll are you doing about it? Nothing!" (Mom always had kind of a salty mouth. Sorry about that.) She was right of course, I was a worthless p.o.s., but she is going to be so proud of me now. Because now: look--look at this:
Did you see that? Did you see that guy with the red hat in the background? THAT WAS ME!! Two times!
Mom, I have seen the error of my ways. I am now an active patriot. That was me, getting active with the Tea Party, fighting for the soul of this country! Nearly Thirty-one years old, and it was all leading up to this!!!
My point is, America, that it's never too late for any of us to change our ways. Those of us who are already patriots can be better patriots!!! (That's what happened to me.) Those of us who are traitors and doubters can stop being traitors and start being patriots! I see the Lord's hand working on people like this ALL THE TIME.
Over at Craigslist.com's Albuquerque politics page, I have been writing a lot of little messages, and at first people were really just angry, the liberals were just so mean and angry, but over time, I have seen their hearts soften and their minds open, and I honestly think I have been able to convert at least one or two of them to the Tea Party and maybe also to Christ. It's like they were just on the edge of getting involved, and then they heard a man speak from his heart, heard a man exhort them to change their ways, and something just clicked inside of them. It is WONDERFUL to watch happen, and it can happen to you too!! Never give up, patriots!!
THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING WITH A TEA PARTY PERSON WHO IS A COWORKER OF MINE ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A LIBERAL, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE THEY'LL QUOTE ALL SORTS OF LIBERAL BOOKS AT YOU AND "FACTS" AND FIGURES AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU FROM ALL SORTS OF WEIRD NEWSPAPERS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF, AND HE SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW SOMEONE OUGHT TO WRITE A LIST OF THINGS YOU COULD SAY TO JUST SHUT A LIBERAL RIGHT UP WHEN THEY GET TO TALKING ALL FAST AND WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?"
AND THEN, IT WAS LIKE A LIGHTBULB WENT OFF ABOVE MY HEAD, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA, IN A FLASH, JUST LIKE THAT. I THOUGHT, "YEAH, SOMEONE SHOULD--AND WHO BETTER FOR IT THAN ME?!"
SO HERE IT IS. LET'S SAY IT'S PART ONE, CAUSE I BET I'LL THINK OF SOME MORE PRETTY SOON. HERE GOES!!
HOW TO RENDER A LIBERAL SPEECHLESS, PART ONE
1. IF A LIBERAL SAYS "GAY PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED," YOU SAY...
"WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT FOR GAY PEOPLE NOT TO GET MARRIED?"
NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS, AND THIS WILL SHUT THEM RIGHT UP, YOU JUST WATCH.
WELL, YESTERDAY WAS A REAL WEIRD AND STRANGE DAY FOR TRUE-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOTS.
DARK CLOUDS CAME ABOUT MY HEAD AND THREATENED TO RAIN DOWN ON THE FORCES OF GOOD IN THIS COUNTRY, BUT I PERSISTED IN MY FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND THE TREE OF LIBERTY WAS NOURISHED!!!
BUT LET ME JUST START AT THE BEGINNING. MY BOSS WAS ON VACATION, SO A BUNCH OF US WENT HOME EARLY, AND THERE I WAS DRIVING HOME. I DECIDED I WOULD STOP BY THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL, WHICH IS LIKE THE REAL HOME OF TEA PARTY PEOPLE HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE. PATRIOTIC PEOPLE HERE LIKE TO EAT WITH THE CONSTITUTION IN CLEAR SIGHT OF US, THE WAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS MEANT US TO EAT, AND THAT PLACE HAS ONE.
SO I CALLED SOME OF MY COWORKERS TO MEET ME THERE, AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD, BUT THEN I GOT THERE AND NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP CAUSE I GUESS THEY WERE PROBABLY PRETTY BUSY OR WHATEVER. I THINK THEY'RE ALL TRUE PATRIOTS, BUT NOW I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
ANYWAY, I HAD A BUNCH OF MY BUSINESS CARDS FOR THIS WEBSITE IN MY POCKET, THAT I PRINTED OUT ON MY COMPUTER AND CUT OUT, SO I BROUGHT IN A STACK TO ASK IF THE PEOPLE THERE WOULD HAND THEM OUT FOR ME, BUT THE LADY AT THE ENTRANCE WAS KINDA ACTING LIKE A GUARD DOG, STANDING LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE THERE BLOCKING MY WAY IN AND ACTING REAL LIKE CONDESCENDING-LIKE BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET PEOPLE THERE BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE SO I JUST GOT REAL UNCOMFORTABLE AND KIND OF JUST WANTED TO RUN AWAY, YOU KNOW.
SO I CALLED MY "FRIENDS" FROM WORK ON MY KINDA NEWISH CELL PHONE BUT THEY WEREN'T ANSWERING ME, SO THEN I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I COULD GO BACK IN BECAUSE I WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSED TO BE STOOD UP LIKE THAT IN A REAL IMPORTANT PATRIOT EATING PLACE LIKE THAT, SO I JUST DECIDED I WOULD PUT MY BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THEIR PARKING LOT, WHICH I DID.
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN, BUT I WAS STILL FEELING KINDA DITCHED AND LIED TO, WHICH ANY RED-AND-TRUE-BLOODED PATRIOT WILL TELL YOU IS SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS MAKES PEOPLE LIKE US REALLY MAD. WHEN A PATRIOT TELLS YOU HE WILL DO SOMETHING, HE USUALLY WILL. THESE PEOPLE MAY WEAR RED WHITE AND BLUE AND VOTE WITH GOD, BUT WHEN THE SITUATION GETS TOUGH, THEY JUST RUN ON HOME OR BACK TO COSTCO OR WHEREVER. THANKS FOR NOTHING, TIM, KATHERINE, AND JERRY, IF YOU EVER READ THIS AND I HOPE YOU DO!!!!
TRAITORS!!
ANYWAY, THEN I PUT BUSINESS CARDS ON ALL THE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE LAUNDROMAT NEXT TO THE INDEPENDENCE GRILL TOO, IN CASE SOME OF THEM WERE PATRIOTS TOO OR MAYBE DIRTY LIBS WHO MIGHT BE TOUCHED BY SOMETHING THEY READ ON MY WEBSITE AND CHANGE THEIR WAYS. ("LET HE WHO HAS NO SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE." "GO AND SIN NO MORE.")
THEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT CHANGED MY WHOLE DAY AND GAVE ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT AND MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT AS WELL. I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO GO THROUGH THIS LIFE, REALLY, IS TO BE ALWAYS READY FOR LIKE A SPECIAL LESSON FROM ABOVE. THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS AND SURELY HE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT ARE WONDROUS TO BEHOLD.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CROSS MONTGOMERY BOULEVARD AND SEE IF THERE WERE MAYBE SOME OTHER CARS I COULD LEAVE MY CARDS ON, WHEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT REALLY STRUCK ME. IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD, BRAVE AND TRUE, THAT FLEW DOWN TO PECK AT LIKE A FRY OR A PIECE OF TRASH OR SOMETHING ON THE ROAD. THERE WAS NOTHING REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT, WAS PROBABLY A SPARROW OR WHATEVER, JUST LIKE A MILLION OTHERS, BUT FOR SOME REASON THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE AND I SIMPLY COULD NOT IGNORE IT.
I WATCHED THIS LITTLE BIRD, PECK, PECK, PECK AWAY AT THAT OLD SCRAP OF BREAD OR WHATEVER IT WAS, AND THEN, BLAMM!!, A BIG OLD TRUCK CAME LIKE RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHED IT RIGHT FLAT ON THE ROAD. THE BIRD WAS SO BUSY EATING THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE.
NOW, I'M NOT LIKE SOME ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKO WHO THINKS ANIMALS ARE MORE IMPORTANT OR AS IMPORTANT OR EVEN CLOSE TO AS IMPORTANT AS HUMAN BEINGS CREATED IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE, AND IN FACT I'VE GOT A HUGE FREEZER IN MY GARAGE FULL OF DEAD FISH AND BIRDS THAT IF THEY AREN'T TOO FREEZER-BURNED FROM BEING IN THERE SO LONG WILL MAKE ME A REALLY GOOD MEAL ONE DAY THAT I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT AT ALL ABOUT KILLING, STORING, MOVING TO ALBUQUERQUE, AND THEN EATING. I'M A MEMBER OF THE REAL PETA, "PEOPLE WHO EAT TASTY ANIMALS," HA HA HA. I SAW THAT ON A SHIRT.
ANYWAY, BUT THIS LITTLE BIRD, MAYBE JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER SAW IT COMING, HE JUST MADE ME REAL, REAL SAD. AFTER THE TRAFFIC SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE I WALKED OUT TO SEE IF MAYBE IT WAS OKAY, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A BLOODY SPOT WHERE THE BIRD HAD BEEN, AND I REALIZED I HAD ACTUALLY PROBABLY JUST IMAGINED IT, BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ANY TRASH OR FOOD OR WHATEVER IN THE ROAD EITHER.
SO THEN I WALKED BACK TO MY VEHICLE, STILL FEELING LIKE JUST AS SAD AS IF THE BIRD HAD REALLY BEEN REAL, AND I GOT INTO THE FRONT SEAT, AND I JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED FOR GOING ON CLOSE TO AN HOUR AND A HALF. JUST, LIKE, WEEPING, I DON'T WHAT WAS GOING ON, IT WAS REAL WEIRD. IT WAS OKAY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG, CAUSE MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS AT WORK ANYWAY, BUT MAN, THAT JUST KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT.
AFTER I FINALLY STOPPED CRYING, I DROVE KINDA REAL SLOW OUT OF THE LOT AND I TURNED ON THE RADIO, AND THERE WAS GLENN BECK, OLD PATRIOT RADIO FRIEND, AND HE KIND OF MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT ALL. FOR A WHILE ANYWAY, BUT THE SECOND CRYING SPELL DIDN'T LAST EVEN CLOSE AS LONG AND NOW I'M ALL BETTER.
THAT WASN'T REALLY ME EITHER. I WAS HAVING LIKE SOME KIND OF EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? I THINK THE LORD WAS TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE, TELLING ME THAT WHAT I'M DOING, GETTING ACTIVE WITH SOME REAL PATRIOTS, YOU KNOW, IS LIKE THE RIGHT THING AND HE APPROVES AND IT IS PLEASING UNTO HIM. I'M ABOUT 99.999% PERCENT SURE THAT THAT'S WHAT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT.
AS ANY TRUE PATRIOT WHO HAS EVER TAKEN A STAND WILL TELL YOU, WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, BE PREPARED TO BE ATTACKED.WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE, BE PREPARED FOR IT TO BE STOLEN BY BLACK-MARKET ORGAN DONORS.WHEN YOU STAND TALL ATOP MOUNTLIBERTY, BE PREPARED FOR ANGRY LIBERALS TO THROW BRICKS AT YOUR FOREHEAD.THIS IS JUST THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, LIKE IT OR NOT.
PAUL REVERE DEALT WITH THE SAME PROBLEMS.HE RODE ALL NIGHT TO WARN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THE BRITISH “COAT-REDS” WERE ON THE WARPATH, AND THAT VERY NIGHT WAS KILLED FOR HIS PATRIOTIC ACTIONS.HE UNDERSTOOD THOUGH, THAT THE CALLING OF “TRUE PATRIOT” WAS OFTENTIMES A DANGEROUS ONE, AND HE ACCEPTED THAT DANGER IN THE NAME OF GOD’S OWN COUNTRY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
IN A SIMILAR WAY, WHEN I DECIDED TO START THIS, NEW MEXICO’S MOST AMERICAN AND PATRIOTIC BLOG, I HAD TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THAT I WAS BASICALLY PAINTING A BIG OLD BULLSEYEON MY FAMILY AND MYSELF.I KNEW THAT EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE WOULD NOT MEET MY “GOOD NEWS” OF LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, WITH OPEN ARMS, BUT WOULD MEET IT INSTEAD WITH VIOLENCE AND FEAR AND HATRED.THE MOB I ALWAYS FEARED WOULD SURROUND MY HOUSE ANGRILY WAVING PEACE SIGNS AND SWASTIKAS HAS COME AT LAST.IT HAS COME, AND ITS NAME IS FRED.
FRED CAME TO TEAPARTYNEWMEXICO.BLOGSPOT.COM THIS MORNING, AND HE DID NOT COME HERE BECAUSE HE IS A PATRIOT.HE CAME HERE TO SIZE UP HIS AMERICAN OPPOSITION IN THE WAR FOR OUR NATION’S VALUES.HE IS, I CAN TELL BY HIS WORDS, A TRAITOR AMONG US, BUT EVEN TRAITORS HAVE A FEW RIGHTS (THOUGH MAYBE THEY SHOULDN’T) SO I WILL COPY HIS WORDS HERE AND RESPOND TO THEM, LINE BY LINE.
(“A FOOL SAYS THERE IS NO GOD,” IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE.JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.)
MY WIFE SHOWED ME HOW I CAN COPY HIS WORDS RIGHT INTO THIS ENTRY, SO THAT’S JUST WHAT I’LL DO.IT’S REAL EASY, YOU JUST KINDA MOVE THE COMPUTER MOUSE OVER THE WORDS YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO TYPE AGAIN, AND YOU LIKE, CLICK IT AGAIN I THINK, AND YOU MOVE IT OVER HERE, AND ALL RIGHT NOW, HERE WE GO.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE AN EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS.
I saw your posting on CL so thought I would take a look. I personally don't buy into the Tea Party thing but you have your right to express your opinion. I'm turned off for a couple of reasons: (1) I think its roots are based in racism although of course this will be denied
FIRST OF ALL FRED, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY WEBSITE, I DO APPRECIATE YOUR TIME, AND PLEASE TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS IF ANY OF THEM ARE MORE PATRIOTIC THAN YOU ARE THAT YOU THINK IT’S A REAL GOOD WEBSITE THEY OUGHT TO CHECK OUT.SECONDLY, THE TEA PARTY IS NOT A RACIST MOVEMENT.IF YOU HAD READ MY SITE WELL, INSTEAD OF JUST DISMISSING IT WITHOUT EVEN READING IT, YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT AT THE MOST RECENT TEA PARTY MEET AND GREET MEETING HERE IN ALBUQUERQUE, WE WATCHED A VIDEO OF GLEN BECK FANS AND ONE OF THEM WAS BLACK AND HE GAVE A GOOD LITTLE SERMON ABOUT FREEDOM AND LIBERTY.THE TEA PARTY IS NOT RACIST, AND THAT IS JUST A FACT.NICE TRY, COMRADE.
And (2) it seems one agenda I hear often from Tea Partiers is concern for the national debt which continues to spiral upward. Yet while George Bush was president, $5 Trillion was added without a peep from anyone. And this during good economic times. Even the patron saint of conservatives (Reagan) doubled the national debt. When he took over the White House, the national debt was $930 Billion and when he left it was $2.7 Trillion. Conservatives do not walk their talk. As a fiscal conservative it distresses me to see any deficit. I believe in paying our way. The only president to do that in my life time was Clinton, who ran annual budget surpluses during his last few years in office. He did this by raising taxes in 1993 so when the tech boom took place our country was able to fill its coffers for a few years and actually pay down our debt. Bush removed those tax increases and we went back to budget deficits again.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE ONCE MORE FOR HELPING ME WITH THE “CUT AND PASTE” FEATURE HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.THANK YOU DARLING, TODAY YOU ARE AIDING THE CAUSE OF LIBERTY AND REVOLUTION.THERE WOULD BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR YOU FOR THIS, IF THERE HADN’T BEEN ALREADY.
ANYWAY, I HAVE TO ADMIT WHENEVER I HEAR SOMEONE GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW GREAT SLICK WILLY BUBBA CLINTON WAS, MY EYES JUST KINDA GLAZE OVER CAUSE I KNOW YOU PROBABLY “DRANK THE KOOL-AID” ABOUT THAT GUY.WE ALL KNOW THAT GUY DIDN’T DO CRAP CAUSE HE WAS OFF IN THE BACK SEAT OF SOME BIG OLD VAN AT A DRIVE-IN MOVIE WITH A BUNCHA INTERNS DRINKING A SIX-PACK AND PLAYING NAKED TWISTER OR WHATEVER.AS FOR THAT OTHER STUFF, WE HAD A WAR YOU KNOW, AND WE HAD TO GO STOP SADDAM FROM STARTING ANOTHER 911 AGAIN.GEORGE W. BUSH ALLOWED GOD TO SPEAK TO HIM, SO WHEN YOU QUESTION HIS ACTIONS, REMEMBER, YOU MIGHT JUST BE QUESTIONING GOD AS WELL AND THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT THE LORD THY GOD, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.
(3) Tea Partiers like to use labels like socialist and communist without really understanding what those terms really mean. Because of America's system of checks and balances making America a socialist or communist country is virtually impossible. When it comes to social programs the US is way behind other advanced countries yet in those countries where they are in place there are no restrictions on personal freedoms.
NOTICE THAT PREMIERE FREDOCHEV HERE DIDN’T BOTHER TO MENTION WHICH COUNTRIES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICA, AND THINK HOW MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S JUST MAKING ALL THAT STUFF UP.I NEVER HEARD OF SOME COUNTRIES THAT ARE ALL SOCIALIST AND ALL FREE.THAT’S LIKE FINDING A TOWELL THAT’S ALL WET AND ALL DRY.OBAMA HAS BEEN TO RUSSIA!! HE HAS STOOD AND THEIR SOIL AND SHOOK HANDS WITH ITS TYRANTS.AND PLUS HE’S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT “THE WHITE MAN” AND ALL THAT.HE IS A KENYAN, THE FACTS ARE IN, AND HIS ONLY DESIRE IS TO TURN AMERICA INTO LIKE EITHER A RUSSIAN KENYA OR A KENYAN RUSSIA.WE NEED TO WATCH HIM VERY CLOSELY.
IN CONCLUSION, MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALL AND KEEP THE FLAME OF HOPE ALIVE IN ALL OF YOU, FOR TRULY THIS COUNTRY LIVES AND DIES WITH ITS CHRISTIAN SPIRIT.WHEN THAT SPIRIT WAVERS, SO DOES AMERICA.FRED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT, AND PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY IF I WAS A BIT HARSH WITH YOU, BUT IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO THAT MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND SEE THE TEA PARTY FOR THE BEACON OF LIGHT THAT IT IS.GOD BLESS, AND "GOOD DAY" (AS PAUL HARVEY USED TO SAY, R.I.P.)!!!
I WAS LISTENING TO GLENN BECK THE OTHER DAY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS HE SAID EXACTLY, BUT I TELL YOU, THAT WAS A REAL WAKE-UP CALL, SOMETHING THAT HE SAID. IT WAS MORE LIKE, NOT HIS WORDS, BUT THE FEELING HIS WORDS GAVE ME, LIKE, THAT MAN IS RIGHT, THIS COUNTRY HAS SOME REAL PROBLEMS! AND I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUT!!!
THESE WERE PRETTY MUCH ALL PROBLEMS I'D THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT BEFORE--LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS JUST PRANCING OVER HERE WILLY-NILLY TO STEAL OUR JOBS HOWEVER THEY PLEASE, OR A SOCIALIST KENYAN STEALING THE PRESIDENCY, OR THE GOVERNMENT PRETTY MUCH TURNING INTO A BUNCH OF LIBERAL NAZIS WHO WANT TO TAKE ALL OUR MONEY AND FREEDOM AWAY, JUST THAT SORT OF STUFF THAT ALL CONCERNED AMERICANS SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT!!!
ANYWAY, I WAS FEELING KIND OF HELPLESS THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT I WAS DRIVING ALONG JUST THINKING ABOUT IT ALL AND EATING A BURRITO WHEN I SAW A FLIER FOR A TEA PARTY RALLY. I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM AND THOUGHT, THAT'S IT, COUNT ME IN, I SUPPORT THOSE PEOPLE IN MY HEART, BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME THING MORE.
ANYWAY, IT TURNED OUT THAT WASN'T REALLY A FLIER FOR THE REAL TEA PARTY, IT WAS LIKE FOR SOME OTHER TEA PARTY, I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT ANYWAY, IT GOT ME STARTED, AND NOW HERE I GO!!!!!!!
TONIGHT I WILL BE ATTENDING THE MEET AND GREET FOR THE ALBUQUERQUE TEA PARTY (AND YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!!), AND FROM NOW UNTIL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE I WILL BE WRITING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.
I AM PRETTY NEW TO COMPUTERS, BUT MY WIFE HAS BEEN SHOWING ME HOW TO USE OURS NOW, AND HELPED ME SET UP THIS "BLOG" WHICH WILL REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PUT MY WORDS OUT THERE AND MAYBE TOUCH THE HEARTS OF THE VOTERS OF NEW MEXICO WITH SOME OLD-FASHIONED COMMON SENSE FROM MY HEART.
SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S MY STORY, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SAY: THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW, PEOPLE!! THE TIME TO SPEAK UP IS NOW!! THE TIME HAS COME, AND THAT TIME IS NOW!!! MAY GOD BLESS ALL TRUE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
BORN IN TEXAS, RAISED IN TEXAS, MARRIED IN TEXAS, HAD KIDS A BUNCH OF KIDS, ENLISTED IN THE ARMY BUT WAS HONORABLY DISCHARGED FOR HEALTH REASONS, MOVED TO NEW MEXICO FOR WORK OPPORTUNITIES, HAD A REAL WAKEUP CALL, ALMOST A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, ONE DAY WHILE LISTENING TO GLENN BECK AND DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED!!!
