HOW TO RENDER A LIBERAL SPEECHLESS

THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING WITH A TEA PARTY PERSON WHO IS A COWORKER OF MINE ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A LIBERAL, IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE THEY'LL QUOTE ALL SORTS OF LIBERAL BOOKS AT YOU AND "FACTS" AND FIGURES AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU FROM ALL SORTS OF WEIRD NEWSPAPERS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF, AND HE SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW SOMEONE OUGHT TO WRITE A LIST OF THINGS YOU COULD SAY TO JUST SHUT A LIBERAL RIGHT UP WHEN THEY GET TO TALKING ALL FAST AND WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?"

AND THEN, IT WAS LIKE A LIGHTBULB WENT OFF ABOVE MY HEAD, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA, IN A FLASH, JUST LIKE THAT. I THOUGHT, "YEAH, SOMEONE SHOULD--AND WHO BETTER FOR IT THAN ME?!"

SO HERE IT IS. LET'S SAY IT'S PART ONE, CAUSE I BET I'LL THINK OF SOME MORE PRETTY SOON. HERE GOES!!

HOW TO RENDER A LIBERAL SPEECHLESS, PART ONE

1. IF A LIBERAL SAYS "GAY PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED," YOU SAY...

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT FOR GAY PEOPLE NOT TO GET MARRIED?"

NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS, AND THIS WILL SHUT THEM RIGHT UP, YOU JUST WATCH.

NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS

WELL, I WAS READING SOME OF THE BLESSINGS OF GOD THAT ARE THE NATIONAL TEA PARTY WEBSITES LAST NIGHT, EDUCATING MYSELF ABOUT ALL THE TRUTHS THE MAINSTREAM DRIVE-BY MEDIA IS TOO AFRAID TO REPORT, WHEN I SAW SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING: AN OPPORTUNITY TO START MY OWN TEA PARTY GROUP!!! SO, SINCE I LIVE IN THE NORTHEAST PART OF ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, I THOUGHT I WOULD START THE NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS GROUP!

http://www.teapartypatriots.org/Group/NORTHEAST_ALBUQUERQUE_PATRIOTS

HERE IS A "LINK" TO "IT"!!!

I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, AND IF YOU ARE A PERSON WHO IS A PATRIOT LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE IN THE NORTHEAST PART OF ALBUQUERQUE, SEND ME LIKE AN EMAIL--FROMMYCOLDDEADHANDSNEGRO@HOTMAIL.COM--OR MAYBE JUST COMMENT HERE ON THE SITE ABOUT WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET. I BELIEVE IN THIS CAUSE AND AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT GETTING INVOLVED!!! PERHAPS YOU ARE AS WELL!

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS A FRIEND OF ISRAEL AND MAY THE SUN SHINE DOWN ON YOUR WARMEST DAYS AMONG THE SAVED. PERHAPS WE COULD JUST START WITH MEETING AT A BAR OR A PLACE TO EAT AND THEN DO PATRIOTIC THINGS AND TALK ABOUT PATRIOTIC ISSUES. WE WILL START SMALL, AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MEETING THE LIBERAL JIHAD HEAD-ON WITH THE HORNS OF A RAGING, IRON-SHOED BULL.

THIS IS A CALL TO PATRIOTS!!! TO PATRIOTS NEAR THE 87123 ZIP CODE: YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!!! HER BORDERS NEED DEFENDED!! HER SKIES YEARN TO BE FREE!!! HELP DEFEND THEM. HELP MAKE THEM FREE.

THE NORTHEAST ALBUQUERQUE PATRIOTS: JOIN TODAY!!!!!

THE TIME IS NOW!!

I WAS LISTENING TO GLENN BECK THE OTHER DAY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS HE SAID EXACTLY, BUT I TELL YOU, THAT WAS A REAL WAKE-UP CALL, SOMETHING THAT HE SAID. IT WAS MORE LIKE, NOT HIS WORDS, BUT THE FEELING HIS WORDS GAVE ME, LIKE, THAT MAN IS RIGHT, THIS COUNTRY HAS SOME REAL PROBLEMS! AND I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP OUT!!!

THESE WERE PRETTY MUCH ALL PROBLEMS I'D THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT BEFORE--LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS JUST PRANCING OVER HERE WILLY-NILLY TO STEAL OUR JOBS HOWEVER THEY PLEASE, OR A SOCIALIST KENYAN STEALING THE PRESIDENCY, OR THE GOVERNMENT PRETTY MUCH TURNING INTO A BUNCH OF LIBERAL NAZIS WHO WANT TO TAKE ALL OUR MONEY AND FREEDOM AWAY, JUST THAT SORT OF STUFF THAT ALL CONCERNED AMERICANS SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT!!!

ANYWAY, I WAS FEELING KIND OF HELPLESS THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT I WAS DRIVING ALONG JUST THINKING ABOUT IT ALL AND EATING A BURRITO WHEN I SAW A FLIER FOR A TEA PARTY RALLY. I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM AND THOUGHT, THAT'S IT, COUNT ME IN, I SUPPORT THOSE PEOPLE IN MY HEART, BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME THING MORE.

ANYWAY, IT TURNED OUT THAT WASN'T REALLY A FLIER FOR THE REAL TEA PARTY, IT WAS LIKE FOR SOME OTHER TEA PARTY, I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT ANYWAY, IT GOT ME STARTED, AND NOW HERE I GO!!!!!!!

TONIGHT I WILL BE ATTENDING THE MEET AND GREET FOR THE ALBUQUERQUE TEA PARTY (AND YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!!), AND FROM NOW UNTIL SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE I WILL BE WRITING MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS HERE ON OUR COMPUTER.

I AM PRETTY NEW TO COMPUTERS, BUT MY WIFE HAS BEEN SHOWING ME HOW TO USE OURS NOW, AND HELPED ME SET UP THIS "BLOG" WHICH WILL REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PUT MY WORDS OUT THERE AND MAYBE TOUCH THE HEARTS OF THE VOTERS OF NEW MEXICO WITH SOME OLD-FASHIONED COMMON SENSE FROM MY HEART.

SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S MY STORY, AND NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO SAY: THE TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW, PEOPLE!! THE TIME TO SPEAK UP IS NOW!! THE TIME HAS COME, AND THAT TIME IS NOW!!! MAY GOD BLESS ALL TRUE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN PATRIOTS AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!!