More about the Sign-making Party!!!

Well, how about some more about the sign-making party?!

I was real late to the party, because my wife was late coming home from some thing with her friends, so I didn't make it there until like the very last, final hour of the sign-making party.

It was at Paisano's, a restaurant here in Albuquerque, New Mexico, New Mexico's largest city. It is located on a road we call "Eubank."

When I got there, a bunch of the people were already leaving, but I honked at them and waved as they walked out and I waved at them as they walked out holding their signs about Obama and the constitution and all that, and we exchanged friendly waves as I pulled into the parking lot!!

Then I went inside. Inside, I was directed by an employee of that establishment to a back sort-of indoor porch area--

--and once there, my eyes beheld a lot of round tables that people were sitting at and making signs at. There were stencils you could use, and lots of big pieces of posterboard (more than 200 pieces of posterboard!!!), and a real variety of markers of many colors and sizes. There was also, like, little wooden poles you could staple your signs to, and there was at least one stapler I saw going around. There were almost a couple of dozen people there, and there had been more there before, so I bet the big rally will have at least fifty people there, probably more. It's kind of a big thing.

In one corner, by the doorway, was a big stack of signs that said "INFILTRATOR" with arrows on them, and I guess the idea is that if them filthy liberals try to sneak in to our rally and make us look bad, we can point these signs at them to let the media know that they're not with us. People are always lying about us, pretending to be us and yelling things we would never yell, and they really piss me off. They should be imprisoned and beaten until they confess their crimes. Or better, yet, waterboarded. We'll show them what "doesn't work"!!! Seeing those signs, I felt real proud of my fellow Tea Party patriots, for being so clever.

Lots of the signs were real funny. One said, "Ban Smoking in the White House" (Because OBAMA smokes). Another was real good, it said, "Hitler had Universal Healthcare Too!"

The lady at the entrance didn't recognize me from the Meet and Greet and seemed a little weird about me for some reason, probably because I was late. Then she saw my name was on the list, so things were okay. Then I sat down at a table, and I started to make a sign.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

TEA PARTY SIGN-MAKING PARTY!!!

Well, I just went to a Tea Party sign-making party!!! It was a real great time!!!

Here are a bunch of pictures I took of me and the other people at the event:

About a dozen of them are of me, and then there are some of others as well.

I have to go real quick right now and see what the wife is yelling about, but I will write more about it all later, because it was a real great time, with real great Americans.

Sorry for the delay!

I apologize to all my readers out there for my recent lack of blog-posting, but I almost lost my job over some real dumb stuff, and it's just kind made me want to crawl into a hole for a while.

However, I did go to the Tea Party sign-making party today, and I will write all about that tonight!

I even took some pictures for you all!!!

SO WHAT IF I AM AFRAID OF CATS, JANINE?!

It's a big store and if someone brings one in, which they're NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANYWAY, it's all right, Tim even said, if I just go to a different part of it real fast until they leave!!!

You owe me an apology, and you know it!!!

You have embarrassed yourself, embarrassed me, put my good name on the line, and slandered me to all of those to whom I ought not to be slandered to!!!! I have earned the respect of millions, and for you to do what you did, laughing at me and mocking me like that brings shame upon my house and my great anger upon you!!! I expect a full apology before my next shift begins.

I can't stop crying.

I was going to write today about how it turns out Obama probably isn't an android or robot or altered guy or whatever (though he is a Kenyan and a Muslim and a socialist and maybe the Antichrist), because my wife heard from a reliable conservative source that that guy James David Manning wasn't right about that.

I was GOING to, but then when I went to type about it, I thought of some things about this once-great nation of ours, the United States of America...and Obama, and the Democrats, and that she-wolf Pelosi, and that traitor to our race Bart Stupak, and my daddy and his drinking, and how the Tea Party is working so hard to fight all that, and I just started crying and crying and I still can't stop.

It's taken me over an hour just to type these words through the tears and the shaking and, anyway, I guess I won't be able to do a full write-up today.

Hopefully, tomorrow I will be feeling better.

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UPDATE: I finally stopped. I'm okay now.

I knew it! Obama isn't even human!

I just saw something that has left me, Michael Weiner, Albuquerque's super-patriot, reeling and tripping around and spilling my beer all over the floor in excitement and disbelief and wonder.

But first of all: a little background, if I please, and I do. I have always known there was something just WRONG about Obama. As one of my heroes once said, radio giant Michael Savage, he doesn't look any president I've ever seen.

I mean, I've always known Obama's not even an American citizen, of course, that's obvious. And I've always known there was a pretty good chance he might be the Antichrist, though I've never been entirely positive about that one cause I'd always heard that the Antichrist's real name was supposed to be "Nicolae Carpathia," like the Bible says, though that might still turn out to be "Obama's" real name.

(Oh man, it probably is, I had really never thought of that!!!)

BUT NEVER, in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he was actually like some kind of a robot made by scientists in a test tube. Never...until I saw THIS.

Now there's still something about the guy talking, James David Manning, that I don't quite trust. I mean, he looks WAY too much like Obama for me to ever give him my heart entirely. He looks more like a car thief or some kinda rapist than an American preacher, but whatever, I guess. It takes all kinds I suppose.

Because it's not like people can just put lies up on the Internet, and he had to have heard all this scary stuff from SOMEWHERE. Obama! A robot! Altered! Or something.

"Is Barack Hussein Mohammed Obama--has he been altered to serve the will of the abyss called Hell and its king called the Devil?"

"Has this man's temperament been medically and scientifically altered?"

"That he is not a man, that he has been doctored by, I don't know if it's the Pentagon...."

"This man is certainly not from God. ...An emissary of the Devil."

"This man is not human."

"Barrack Hussein Obama does not have blood running in his veins. He doesn't have blood in his veins. This man is not human. You can't embarrass him. I've talked about his wife, I've talked about his mother. I've talked about his grandmother. You can't embarass him! You can't embarrass him. I mean, a man of honor and integrity would not let you say about his wife and mother the things I've said, but he's not embarrassed!"

"This is not a man. Barrack is not a man."

"Those of you who are supporting Obama, you women are going to see more cases of cancer, you women are going to see more cases of breast cancer, because you're tearing at the heart of God and God is going to tear your breasts off."

Now, I don't know about you, but no matter what the people who speak it look like, when I hear truth, I KNOW IT. Like my fellow Tea Partiers, I have a very real fine sense of when I am being lied to and when I am being told the truth, and this man, James David Manning, my fellow patriots, is speaking true words of the Lord. Most of them anyway, maybe not all, because I think he was wrong about Obama not being the Antichrist, because Obama really might be.

Someone needs to follow Obama around and see if he ever, like, takes his hands off and lets you see if there are wires or something else inside. Someone really needs to. This I pray, in Jesus' name, AMEN.

Is Obama a robot or something weird like that? What do YOU think?

Really tired again, sorry!

"Another day, another day, another day, hey hey hey hey." That's a little poem my daddy wrote and always used to say when I was but a child, and I'm sure feeling that way today!

So please excuse me, dear patriotic readers of mine, if for yet another day I just go to bed instead of staying up to inspire you with my words and my fortitude. I am one pooped pooch! One sassy tabby, all sassed-out and brittle.

I will write more tomorrow, I assure you all, fret not, but for now, Americans, my mattress is calling out my name, calling me to dreams of a better tomorrow, of President Palin, my new job at Fox News, and all-you-can-eat food.

For now, here's another video my friend sent me. This one's even better. These are kind of unusual to me, because I can't say just what it is exactly that thrills me so about them, but I do know that they are just really great to watch, and just perfect for patriotic Americans.